You don't get this golden and delicious without a little help, especially in the cold New Jersey winters. And when your UV-bulb-induced caramel complexion is put on display (on display, on display) for the world to see on Real Housewives of New Jersey, a billboard on the side of a NJ highway is peanuts in comparison for Joe Gorga.
The Garden State beefcake is now prominently featured off of Route 46 in New Jersey on a Sizzle Tans billboard -- the same company his sister Teresa Giudice famously shot a commercial for back in 2010. However, while Jersey drivers can go check out Joe's billboard at their leisure, in a sad turn of events pretty much all video evidence of Teresa's ad for the fake-and-bake purveyors has been bleached from the internet.
— Sizzle Tans (@SizzleTan_NJ) February 7, 2013
In fact, judging from this flyer it seems Joe isn't the only RHONJ fellow aligned with the company:
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Dang I hate I'm in Alabama! Why can't we have billboards like this Joe-lucioius bllboard?
MELISSA YOU & YOUR FAMILY ARE BEAUTIFUL DON'T LISTEN TO ALL THOSE HATERS & THAT SISTER/INLAW OF YOURS THAT LIVES IN THE CITY OF DENIAL IS JUST A JEALOUS TROUBLE MAKER & SHE JUST WISHES SHE HAD HALF THE LOVE FROM HER SORRY CHEATING HUSBAND LIKE THE TRUE LOVE JOE ALWAYS SHOWS TO YOU!!! YOU ARE A GREAT MOTHER & WIFE KEEP YOUR HEAD UP SWEETIE
Joe and Melissa are pathetic!! What kind of man allows people to trash his only sister? He is dumb as a box of rocks!! Maybe too much fake and bake!!!!! Fried his brain.....
Wow I couldn't disagree more! Teresa is the one who is dumber than rocks, and her husband Joe treats her and everyone else around like crap. Joe Gorga is a family man,, he has literally cried on tv about the fractured relationship between him and his sister. He can only interfere to a certain point, then Teresa's Joe steps in trying to be the big man....which causes issues. Joe Gorga can't get close to Teresa as long as Joe Guidice is around. Period.
I'll tell you who's crazy...Caroline! Her and Teresa both. Caroline's is a quiet kind of crazy though, which is almost scarier than loud obnoxious crazy like Teresa. haha!
Love,Love,Love, Joe Gorga! Can't wait for this season HWONJ. Rather see Joe on this billboard than his sista!! Just saying. LasVegas, Nevada
Ugg! Really!! They actually used these two to promote there salon....The best laugh I've had today.