Yes, Channing Tatum has pretty much everything it takes to be named People's Sexiest Man Alive (which he was on Wednesday), but one mustachioed Persian thinks he should have scored the sought-after title.
Reza Farahan and his Shahs of Sunset crew are (jokingly) campaigning for a spot of the list now that Channing crotch-pumped his way to the title thanks to Magic Mike and his altogether good looks. Yes, he's got the chiseled jaw and abs for days (and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum is a doll). Yes, he's a big movie star. But pulling off a mustache is hard unless you're a fireman, and Reza does it with swagger -- now that's sexy!
Get ready for Shahs of Sunset when it returns Sunday, December 2 at 10pm ET.
Oh Reza, no, no and just NO. There is nothing at all attractive about you, especially your personality. I have seen one episode of this show and was dumbfounded by your lack of being able to grasp reality. You are top-heavy and look like a bad 70's porn-star wannabe. I am a gay man and am quite ashamed to have you representing any gay man, on TV.