Sure, we could simply recap and recount last night's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey for you (actually, we did that already), but to start the week, how about something with a little more, um, meat to it? So please, allow us to present the perfect Monday morning viewing for everyone with a penchant for the male physique and some pelvic thrusting: Joe Gorga, stripper in the making.
Because the RHONJ hardbody has quite the habit of losing his shirt and doing his best Chippendale's impression, it's only right that all of that footage was combined into a montage reel for everyone. Whether in a club or simply outside in his own backyard, the world is Joe G's stripper stage, and if building gorgeous homes ever goes away, it's clear that Mr. Gorga's got a future in another industry.
That's really all we can say ... we'll let the video speak for itself, and tell us in the comments which Joe is more your type: Gorga or Giudice?