This Guy Made a Tinder Profile for His Dog and the Messages Are TOO PURE

"Belly rubs or nah?"

Phil is a rather dapper Alaskan Malamute who has a healthy social following (over 320K!) on Instagram at @lifewithmalamutes. (The England-based doggo shares an account with his Alaskan Malamute brother, Niko, and a Ragamuffin cat named Milo.) Given his celebrity, we were surprised to learn that Phil is struggling to find love. But as Countess Luann de Lesseps can attest, being beautiful and famous isn’t enough to ensure a true love connection.

And so, Phil did what any love-seeking millennial would do: He opened a Tinder account. (Okay so technically someone with opposable thumbs opened the Tinder account. We’re assuming the culprit is one of Phil’s parents, either Emma-Leigh or Shane Matthews.) Phil quickly started messaging women across the app, making bold requests for belly rubs and head scratches.

While the concept itself is cute, the resulting conversations are downright hilarious. Here are some screenshots Phil shared of his flirty messages with like-minded ladies. But don’t get too attached—he’s “a strong independent dog who don’t need no walker.” (h/t: BoredPanda)

Photo: (lifewithmalamutes)/Instagram

Photo: (lifewithmalamutes)/Instagram

Photo: (lifewithmalamutes)/Instagram

Photo: (lifewithmalamutes)/Instagram

Photo: (lifewithmalamutes)/Instagram

Photo: (lifewithmalamutes)/Instagram

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