Mazel:This fish, Gavin! Gavin likes to photobomb any tourist who gets their photo taken off the Great Barrier Reef in Australia and he kinda smiles. Is it weird to think a fish is kinda hot? I might want to f**k that fish! Why do I always get excited about fish?

• Mazel- Vinny’s former ‘Jersey Shore’ castmate Pauly D for this ferocious Gatsby makeover. I love it, I love me some Pauly D!
• Jakchole- The hideous Meme known as ‘cat bearding,’ have you seen this? It’s so crazy. Cat breading is disgusting enough now people are putting them on their faces? This is an outrage...and here’s mine!  

• Mazel- Taylor Swift for how she reacted last night backstage at the Billboard Music Awards when she saw Justin Bieber kiss Selena Gomez. Ok, now I don’t have a problem with Selieber but that right there, that’s what finally won me over Taylor Swift.
• Jakchole- Laura Fernee, a London PhD who went on TV to say she hasn’t worked since 2011 because she she’s too damn pretty and all the gifts and unwanted attention make her feel awkward. You know what, Laura, not only are you too pretty, you’re kinda an arsehole.