Don't Be Tardy for the Recap

Episode 5: Bravotv.com's Associate Editor examines Kim's Goldilocks-esque potty shopping.

May 18, 20120

From porta-potty shopping to vow writing, this week's episode was truly a modern day fairy tale.

Don't Be Tardy for the Potty

Given Kim's aversion to people using the bathroom in her home, the only solution was to rent some porta-potties. And since this is a Kim Zolciak affair, you can be sure there are not going to be just any run-of-the-mill toilets. So off Kim goes to the porta-potty lot (because evidently such places exist) accompanied by Derek J. (And honestly thank goodness Jen canceled, because that outfit Derek J wore for the occasion was sensational.)

It then became a modern-day Goldilocks and the Three Potties, if you will. The first one was your run of the mill porta-potty (and somewhat disturbingly seemed to have been just in use), the second was a finer throne with a little personalized note for Kim, but the third one was just right -- kind of like a little RV. The choice was clear.

P.S. were those little model toilets that Kim and Derek J cheered with at the end?

7 comments
pruplegirl37
pruplegirl37

hey kim and kroy what u did was right for daughter  that is how she will opening her eyes no cell phone and computer  that great she got her grades up keep it up studying is the way to go. that is going to make her so successful what everone says is to work hard and to play harder  best wish  to all of u guys big fan kathleen pertuzzella

pruplegirl37
pruplegirl37

HELLO KIM AND KROY WILL I JUST SAW THE SHOW I HOPE EVERTHING TURN IN YOUR WAY. IT MOST BEEN SO FRUSTRATED FOR ALL OF GUYS THAT PARENTS NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT THERE OWN DAUGHTER  IT MAKES ME SICK THAT MOTHER AND FATHER WOULD DO THAT PARENTS ARE SOMETHING U TURN TO NOT BRING TO COURT  BRING KIDS IN THE MIXS LIKE THAT. U ARE A GREAT MOTHER  NOT ONLY U WERE A SINGLE MOTHER IN THE PASTED. THERE ARE  SO MANY LIMITS U CAN TAKE FROM SOMEONE YOUR FLASH AND BLOOD WE ALL HAVE TO PLAY HARD BALL AT ONE POINT OR OTHER  YOUR PARENTS ARE CHECKING YOUR GUYS LIMITS OF HOW FAR THEY WOULD GO. IT IS VERY DIFFICLT  TO DEAL WITH THIS NOT GOING BE EASY ONE FAMILY STICKS TOGETHER U HAVE KIDS PLUS HUSBAND FRIENDS TOO THERE PARTS IN THE SHOW WERE FUNNY WE LAUGH AT IT  BE TRUTHFUL BE STRONG   YOUR FAN KATHLEEN PETRUZZELLA

AbbeysRoad
AbbeysRoad

Of ALL the housewives shows and "characters", Kim, you have always been my favorite. You are true to yourself, you have the most amazing husband and children.  I LOVE LOVE your wigs (where can I buy?).  You are a beautiful woman, inside and out, and you don't mince words.  That makes you really hilarious without your even trying.  From your Number One Fan, Nina ♥

yorlenny
yorlenny

i love u kim!!!! muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ellen Viewer
Ellen Viewer

...super rude and Shady as heck for Kim to have a lavish wedding at her HOME then not want her INVITED GUESTS to come through her front door or use one of the effing toilets in that big a** house. Whatever Kim ... UGH!!!