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Alas, Channing Tatum was nowhere to be found while Kim attempted to write hers, but Jen luckily was on hand. And clearly these two were bound to come up with some beautiful, elegant words. Something on the level of Shakespeare, Byron, or Keats. Words that would encapsulate Kim and Kroy's pure, true, fairy-tale love for one another. Well let's review what they came up with, shall we?
"Your body is a work of art."
"When I first saw your ass, it made my va-jay-jay dance."
'Whether we're ballin', or not ballin'."
"Whether we're illin', or chillin'."
OK, so maybe not Shakespeare and more like Fifty Shades of Gray. But if you were to read this in iambic pentameter, it would probably make it sound a little more formal. Or maybe Kim should just meet with Coy secretly and get some pointers.
Of ALL the housewives shows and "characters", Kim, you have always been my favorite. You are true to yourself, you have the most amazing husband and children. I LOVE LOVE your wigs (where can I buy?). You are a beautiful woman, inside and out, and you don't mince words. That makes you really hilarious without your even trying. From your Number One Fan, Nina ♥
...super rude and Shady as heck for Kim to have a lavish wedding at her HOME then not want her INVITED GUESTS to come through her front door or use one of the effing toilets in that big a** house. Whatever Kim ... UGH!!!