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Don't Be Tardy for the Recap

There Goes Your Social Life

Episodes 1 and 2: Bravotv.com's Associate Editor points out the similarities between Kim's life and 'Clueless.'

Apr 27, 2012

Side boob, puppy wigs, Colin Cowie, port-a-potties, psychics, cigarettes... Welcome to the Zolciak-Biermann nuptials. Get excited, because Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding promises to be the wedding/show of the century. So in honor of this momentous occasion, I cordially invite you to join me every week as I reflect back on all the best wild, wigged out moments from the sassy chanteuse.

The Miracle Worker

A wedding normally takes a year to plan. Kim has two months. Why the quick turnaround you ask? So as not to miss the fortuitous date of new beginnings, 11/11/11. (And to Kim's credit, that date makes it pretty easy to remember your anniversary.) But what do you do when you need an over-the-top fabulous wedding in one-sixth of the amount of time required to create one?

The solution is simple -- bring in the big guns. Bring in Oprah's wedding planner, Colin Cowie. Is there any way to go wrong with an Oprah-approved expert? No. If anyone can throw together the "Motlanta" wedding of Kim and Kroy's dream, it's someone who's worked with Oprah.

Plus I knew he'd be perfect when he asked for a drink right off the bat. This is a match made in heaven.

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test30 7 pts

This one goes out to Jimmy Pickles

mikesmall 6 pts

Very entertaining recap.  Thanks!

Darlok21 14 pts

 mikesmall oh yea...very good!

jhkeilson 15 pts moderator

 mikesmall I totally agree.  Well done!

Darlok21 14 pts

and one that goes out to twitter

Darlok21 14 pts

I'm just dropping another post

mikesmall 6 pts

I think people who comment on this thread use too much punctuation.  Less punctuation would make things work better.  Does anyone agree?

derekchinn 6 pts

 jhkeilson another comment for ya

jennalanger 6 pts moderator

 MSmall I totally agree!

dmidog2 9 pts moderator

 jennalanger hi there

jhkeilson 15 pts moderator

 MSmall This was a great blog!  I agree!

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I love KIM and thought the first two episodes were really entertaining. Great Choice on giving this belle her own show. Loved it and can't wait for next week

xoxoxoxo

Loved the show last night!

I live in Missoula, Montana where Kroy played Football for the Montana Grizzlies...GO GRIZ! We cheered for Kroy then and we cheer for Kroy now.

I wanted to let Kim know that I am an event planner here in Missoula, and we do NOT eat antelope! YUCK! I have never eaten antelope or elk. We usually serve filet mignon at our weddings.

So if you guys come to visit Montana, you will find Missoula to be more to your liking. :)

Congratulations! ~ Melissa

Kim, Your show wasn't on fifteen minutes and you had to insult Nene, you are married now and have a family, grow up.

i wasn't sure about this show at first but I BLEEDIN' LOVE IT!!!!!!!! THAT'S the Kim we all know and have missed!! FUN FUN FUN!!!

I enjoyed the show. It was so good not to see over the top arguing and name calling. I love Kroy and the baby is so cute. It was good to see Kim with her real friends.

Enjoyed the show Kim, I am so happy for the two of you

I like that it is light hearted and no bickering so far!

LOVED the show ! Looking forward to watching more.

I love this show! Please, please, please tell me the name of the ombre maxi dress Kim wore when she met Colin Cowie. To die for!! : )

Love the show! It's good to see Kim out of the RHOA spotlight. Hope Bravo gives her an extended show like Bethenney got!

Wasn't sure I would enjoy a show just about Kim, but I have to admit that that I was cracking up pretty much the whole time. Her comment about the wedding dress & Motel 6. Hilarious!! Haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Will keep watching.

BIG congradulations to you and Kroy and your beautiful kids!! I loved watching you on the RealHousewives of Atlanta, but now you are fantastic, this man loves your kids and of coarse your girls also. He is genuine, honest, and he has a beautiful a**!!I saw the show for the first time yesterday, and now I am watching it again. I love seeing you so happy again, congradulations. I wish you and Kroy nothing but the best!! N your son is so handsome, I love to see him smile.You are a great woman and you deserve everything that is happening now!

I really enjoyed Kim's show with out all of the bickering! You go Kim! I hope you have another show after the wedding!

I LOVE this show. I watched it last night and LOVEd it, I love it more today. Kim, I wish you and Kroy and your three kids nothing but the best. You were always nice, but now you are more calmer, when I saw you with your baby, n he was trying to eat his sneakers and your scarf. You are absolutely wonderful with all three of your kids, n u and Kroy make such a beautiful couple. BEST WISHES ON YOUR WEDDING AND WITH THE NEW BABY ALSO!!! God Bless.

I didn think I would like this show but I love it! Kim's interaction with her children (except when she shoved Arianna in the pool) is wonderful and Kim is different than she is in the regular Housewives show. She's warmer. That baby KJ is sure a cutie and I like the opening scenes when Kim is speaking to him - very sweet.

OMG I FREAKIN LOVE KIM'S WEDDING JUMPSUIT OUTFIT. THAT IS TOTALLY ME. BUT I WANT BE PAYING $20 GRAND FOR IT THO .HELL I WILL BE BOOTLEGGING THE HELL OUT OF THAT OUTFIT THO.....GEORGOUS GEORGOUS!!!

I liked the show very much . It incourages me to be more into myself. Like, it's ok to be about yourself even if you have kids and a husband. Make life about you! :) Also I want some bedroom kandi;) And Im not feelN the Kathy show:/

If this is a show that our young girls watch then all I can say is, "What has America come to?" This bride to be is NO roll model.

Love this show and love Kim and her beautiful family! So happy for you all

I think Kim Zolciak is two-faced. She has talked about all of the ladies of Housewives of Atlanta even though she claims to be their friend. I don't like her.

I love Kim!!!!! I am so happy for her that she finally got her happy ever after!

KIm your the best, you never fail to crack me up. Your Hubby is the best as you well know too. Love the show we need some more KIM!!!!!! God bless your whole family.

I love Tardy for the Wedding show , so far so Amazingly awesome! Kim is the total package ! Anyone who cant like Kim and Kroy , well something is very bad wrong with them , they would just be jealous is all I know ! I LOVE her , she is an amazing Wife, Mom , daughter and Friend !! Kim just tells it like it is ... And she has that right too , I mean just look at her , she has great taste , she is gorgeous, she is the prettiest woman in the USA ... To all of you who dont have anything nice to say about her and her fam , well then just dont say anything at all .... Love ya Kim and Kroy !! Dawn - Jasper , Georgia

kim you look happy,don't get caughr up in all the drama,just be with your family, your litte man is so handsom