Don't Be Tardy for the Recap

Episodes 1 and 2: Bravotv.com's Associate Editor points out the similarities between Kim's life and 'Clueless.'

Apr 27, 20120

Side boob, puppy wigs, Colin Cowie, port-a-potties, psychics, cigarettes... Welcome to the Zolciak-Biermann nuptials. Get excited, because Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding promises to be the wedding/show of the century. So in honor of this momentous occasion, I cordially invite you to join me every week as I reflect back on all the best wild, wigged out moments from the sassy chanteuse.

The Miracle Worker

A wedding normally takes a year to plan. Kim has two months. Why the quick turnaround you ask? So as not to miss the fortuitous date of new beginnings, 11/11/11. (And to Kim's credit, that date makes it pretty easy to remember your anniversary.) But what do you do when you need an over-the-top fabulous wedding in one-sixth of the amount of time required to create one?

The solution is simple -- bring in the big guns. Bring in Oprah's wedding planner, Colin Cowie. Is there any way to go wrong with an Oprah-approved expert? No. If anyone can throw together the "Motlanta" wedding of Kim and Kroy's dream, it's someone who's worked with Oprah.

Plus I knew he'd be perfect when he asked for a drink right off the bat. This is a match made in heaven.

52 comments
test30
test30

This one goes out to Jimmy Pickles

test30
test30

I mean it's pretty good.

mikesmall
mikesmall

Very entertaining recap.  Thanks!

Darlok21
Darlok21

and one that goes out to twitter

Darlok21
Darlok21

I'm just dropping another post

mikesmall
mikesmall

I think people who comment on this thread use too much punctuation.  Less punctuation would make things work better.  Does anyone agree?

Cajun Girl
Cajun Girl

I love the show and find it very entertaining. So happy to see Kim and Kroy so happy together! They are gorgeous people! The kids are beautiful and she seems to be a good mother...just wish she didn't curse so much. LOL Will definitely continue to watch! =)

reyna simon
reyna simon

Kim - You have grown on me, there is this sensible side to you and if people can't see it "oh well" right. Anyway, I love Brielle and Arianna they adore you, and if anything you have obviously been a great mom to them. I have to tell you I laughed for days when you said "no mooses, when you think of a moose you think of Nene Leeks" I have to admit I couldn't stop the visual element of that one... LMAO... Keep going forward and enjoy every minute of it.

elizabeth c reyes
elizabeth c reyes

kim you look happy,don't get caughr up in all the drama,just be with your family, your litte man is so handsom

Dawn Wade Fountain
Dawn Wade Fountain

I love Tardy for the Wedding show , so far so Amazingly awesome! Kim is the total package ! Anyone who cant like Kim and Kroy , well something is very bad wrong with them , they would just be jealous is all I know ! I LOVE her , she is an amazing Wife, Mom , daughter and Friend !! Kim just tells it like it is ... And she has that right too , I mean just look at her , she has great taste , she is gorgeous, she is the prettiest woman in the USA ... To all of you who dont have anything nice to say about her and her fam , well then just dont say anything at all .... Love ya Kim and Kroy !! Dawn - Jasper , Georgia

Mia from Fla.
Mia from Fla.

KIm your the best, you never fail to crack me up. Your Hubby is the best as you well know too. Love the show we need some more KIM!!!!!! God bless your whole family.

diamondgal
diamondgal

I love Kim!!!!! I am so happy for her that she finally got her happy ever after!

Viewer
Viewer

I think Kim Zolciak is two-faced. She has talked about all of the ladies of Housewives of Atlanta even though she claims to be their friend. I don't like her.

Molly143
Molly143

Love this show and love Kim and her beautiful family! So happy for you all

B.Campbell
B.Campbell

If this is a show that our young girls watch then all I can say is, "What has America come to?" This bride to be is NO roll model.

PooFace
PooFace

I liked the show very much . It incourages me to be more into myself. Like, it's ok to be about yourself even if you have kids and a husband. Make life about you! :) Also I want some bedroom kandi;) And Im not feelN the Kathy show:/

KEEKEE77
KEEKEE77

OMG I FREAKIN LOVE KIM'S WEDDING JUMPSUIT OUTFIT. THAT IS TOTALLY ME. BUT I WANT BE PAYING $20 GRAND FOR IT THO .HELL I WILL BE BOOTLEGGING THE HELL OUT OF THAT OUTFIT THO.....GEORGOUS GEORGOUS!!!

Sweet Dreamer
Sweet Dreamer

I didn think I would like this show but I love it! Kim's interaction with her children (except when she shoved Arianna in the pool) is wonderful and Kim is different than she is in the regular Housewives show. She's warmer. That baby KJ is sure a cutie and I like the opening scenes when Kim is speaking to him - very sweet.

jmbunnie
jmbunnie

I LOVE this show. I watched it last night and LOVEd it, I love it more today. Kim, I wish you and Kroy and your three kids nothing but the best. You were always nice, but now you are more calmer, when I saw you with your baby, n he was trying to eat his sneakers and your scarf. You are absolutely wonderful with all three of your kids, n u and Kroy make such a beautiful couple. BEST WISHES ON YOUR WEDDING AND WITH THE NEW BABY ALSO!!! God Bless.

SD in Houston
SD in Houston

I really enjoyed Kim's show with out all of the bickering! You go Kim! I hope you have another show after the wedding!

jmbunnie
jmbunnie

BIG congradulations to you and Kroy and your beautiful kids!! I loved watching you on the RealHousewives of Atlanta, but now you are fantastic, this man loves your kids and of coarse your girls also. He is genuine, honest, and he has a beautiful a**!!I saw the show for the first time yesterday, and now I am watching it again. I love seeing you so happy again, congradulations. I wish you and Kroy nothing but the best!! N your son is so handsome, I love to see him smile.You are a great woman and you deserve everything that is happening now!

Konnie
Konnie

Wasn't sure I would enjoy a show just about Kim, but I have to admit that that I was cracking up pretty much the whole time. Her comment about the wedding dress & Motel 6. Hilarious!! Haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Will keep watching.

RDaniels
RDaniels

Love the show! It's good to see Kim out of the RHOA spotlight. Hope Bravo gives her an extended show like Bethenney got!

Karrina
Karrina

I love this show! Please, please, please tell me the name of the ombre maxi dress Kim wore when she met Colin Cowie. To die for!! : )

CynCityGrl
CynCityGrl

LOVED the show ! Looking forward to watching more.

Murray4
Murray4

I like that it is light hearted and no bickering so far!

ylegrande
ylegrande

Enjoyed the show Kim, I am so happy for the two of you

karen9822
karen9822

I enjoyed the show. It was so good not to see over the top arguing and name calling. I love Kroy and the baby is so cute. It was good to see Kim with her real friends.

dax edward ramsey
dax edward ramsey

i wasn't sure about this show at first but I BLEEDIN' LOVE IT!!!!!!!! THAT'S the Kim we all know and have missed!! FUN FUN FUN!!!

J. Marie
J. Marie

Kim, Your show wasn't on fifteen minutes and you had to insult Nene, you are married now and have a family, grow up.