Don't Be Tardy for the Recap

Episode 9:'s Editor is in awe of the bathroom hygenine issues caused by Kim's wedding, but still feeling the love.

on Jun 13, 2012

The time has come. After setting multiple alarms, doing some dry runs, scheduling a wake up call, I was finally prepared to see Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann become husband and wife. 

It's been a short and storied road to the big day. There were dogs in wigs, men in heels evalutating porta-potties, wigless heads, and major drama between Kim and her mother. But hopefully Colin Cowie straightened his suit and was ready to create a day not just worth of Oprah, but worthy of the wig herself.

We pick up hours before Kim walks down the aisle, and things are no less hectic for Kim. While she's trying to prep her hair and makeup, Karen's panicking because her shoes have gone missing. Rather than resolve the issue on her own, she's got Kim on the hunt for the lost shoes. Something tells me digging through her closet is not what Kim envisioned herself doing right before her wedding.

Thankfully the shoe debacle is solved, and Kim can get back to prepping herself -- by brushing her teeth in full drag. Seriously? I know she was worried about her kickin' breath, but maybe she could have just popped a breath strip. I was terrified toothpaste was going to get every where!