Zooming in on Lady Gaga's face, three things pop out: (1) hot pink lipstick, (2) a "strawberry" blonde wig, and (3) crazy-awesome cartoon eyes that seem to be painted onto her eyelids somehow.

In the land of Lady Gaga, queens wear dresses made entirely from cute Japanese stuffed animals.

J. Lo throws us some shade on the cover of Billboard magazine.

Britney looks earthy and elven on the cover of Italian Vanity Fair.

Christina Aguilera looks made-up and natural at the same time.

That top has a mine's worth of diamonds.

Anne Hathaway's eyes seem to follow you from any angle.

Shooting an elevator from outside without a reflection (and with the eerie sepia lights) is a hard task.

Janet Jackson dons a cheetah print jumper for a shot that's positively leonine.

Katie Holmes looks sultry yet spiritual on the red velvet couch.

Pamela Anderson shows a bit of thigh.

Kate Winslet's gaze is magnetic.

That's the title of Mary J. Blige's new album. A simple white sweater and big gold hoop earring accent a great profile shot of the soul songstress.

Naomi Campbell channels the lady-assassin with this stretchy latex number, a gold Cleopatra cuff, and big black bangs.

David Bowie has one blue eye, one brown eye, and one flaming cigarette.

Dita Von Teese shows us what Snow White would look like if she were a chain-smoking, post-coital pin-up girl.