We can't quite remember what Markus chatted on the phone about (or who with). Here's our best guess: "Zonna, I can't talk right now, I've got a bunch of other younger models to please."

Markus fixes a problem for Indrani.

Markus makes sure Naomi Campbell is in focus.

Naomi Campbell refuses to channel the "wet cat" look that Indrani requests.

Markus thinks that Naomi's look is perfect for a magazine cover.

It seems like everyone can't stop staring at Naomi.

Naomi looks sultry against a blank background with strong, gleaming parallel lines.

Markus scouts out the location where the team is shooting Lady Gaga and envisions where the best angles are.

Stylist GK Reid stands almost as tall as the Eiffel Tower!

He still can't resist the urge to shoot her, even after all the years they've been on-and-off lovers and consistent business partners.

Markus never likes to miss the shot.

Lady Gaga's favorite bra is very revealing.

Stunning, just stunning.

Lady Gaga in the Parisian church.

After Lady Gaga gets annoyed by Markus and Indrani's bickering, the two resolve to work together better.

And what loud lipstick -- c'est parfait pour Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga is personally invested in making herself a superstar, so she doesn't leave it up to the experts to decide which pictures are best.

Lady Gaga loves oversized accessories, like this Hello Kitty-inspired bow.

Lady Gaga looks stressed out from the kitty-heavy Hello Kitty shoot!

Markus is happy with the way the Lady Gaga shoot came out, after all.

She talks with a guru friend of hers.