All Zoila wanted for her birthday was to have the weekend off. Doesn't seem like much to ask for, right? Unfortunately, a weekend of RandR was not in the cards for our favorite housekeeper. Instead, her big birthday gift from Jeff was an "artistic" interpretation of her lovely visage. Nice, Jeff, real nice.

Jeff's paranoia reached another level when he decided to install a hidden camera in his office to monitor his staff's productivity. Crazy? Yes. Completely out of character for Jeff? Not really.

Jeff and Jenni's discovery of little rat calling cards at the Encino property could definitely be described as a "funky dunky" experience.

She's young, but she's tough: Eleven-year-old Erin, the stepdaughter of his client Lorie, was devastated when she saw the color Jeff had selected for her room, and left him a hilariously direct voicemail expressing her displeasure. Her best line? "I'm not even sure if it's the right way to go." Remind you of someone?

Pairing small children with Jeff is like mixing oil and water. But Ryan's toddler Chloe seems to have caught Uncle Jeff's eye! All Jeff wants is her love, and he isn't above bribing her to get it. Hey, if it works with his dogs, it's bound to work with small children, right?