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Zoila Chavez

Bacon Drama

Zoila tells her side of the bad bacon story!

September 16, 2009

Jenni was so great with her shoes. It looked like she was walking a runway on the roof top. I don't think it's appropriate to wear on job sites, but she managed the situation well.

Now, I'm watching this Vlad man. I'm feeling he's lazy and a liar. I don't like. You can see it on his face, it's fake. He was so wrong about the measurement. I say, good job Jeffrey.

I don't think it's bacon that made Jeff sick. I think it's something from before, he just wanted to blame someone. I never tried to poison him. I need Jeff to work. He pays me. And I work hard for the money.

I do like it when Jeffrey was in bed. I had two days of vacation because he can't walk around the house and check on me. I rest and clean when I felt like it. So nice.

Jenni pretended to be Jeff Lewis and she did a good job handling these clients. But I think it's weird when Jeff compliments her after. I say, what's wrong in here? Where's my compliments?

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107 Comments

For all the compliments Jeff fails to give you, here is a 1000+ "job well done Zolia!" Jeff better appreciate you because his next "chief, cook and bottle washer" just might end up poisoning him. Keep up the good work.
Jeff, I love you too.

zoila, how long are you working for jeff? you are soooo funny. i lol whenever you say something. jeff is cool i like him too.

You go on with your BAD self Zoila! You may not know it, but you are just as funny as the rest of the clan! You remind me of my mother...look a lot like her. I just want to hug you when you are being abused by that tyrannical boss of yours. Don't get me wrong, I love him too!
You have a lot of friends out here in TV land Zoila!

Zoila,

you do a great job it is hard to work for someone like Jeff but at the same time it is fun. He is lucky to have someone who loves his pets as much as you. Bravo should have a show one day that shows all the work that you do in your day.

the show is great..Zoila is so cool, Jenni so sweet and Jeff so Handsome..i'm happily married to a handsome man myself...your face is mezmorizing..u weird but so nice to look at..lol..luv u all..peace out!

Zolia..you show people how to deal with a difficult boss...Jeff has an odd sense of humor and you give it right back to him...you need to have a thick skin working for someone like him...you are a sweet lady....love you on the show...Carolanne

I Love You Zoila...there are not many people who would put up with Jeff being a big baby but you always show him who's boss!! keep up the good work....

ZOILA, DEAR ONE. I BOW TO THE DIVINE IN YOU. JETT... HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BACON...

Zoila

You're the best! Jeff is very lucky to have you over there.

I hope there will be more scenes with Zoila and Jeff because those are the funniest.

Jeff: Please don't ever let anyone make Zoila cry! When Zoila crys, it breaks all of our hearts. When something like that happens, you should apologize immediately and give Zoila a big hug!

Best to All of You
From 'Team Zoila'

Zolia you bring so much heart to the show.... the show just would not be complete without you.

Yea,keep him inline, if he threatens you tell him you'll give him more bacon..lol

Zoila, gurl u are 2 funny. u r on time for Jeff and the rest of those folks. dont let them run over top of u, u r more than a maid. Zoila needs more airtime..she is hilarious.....and jeff needs to give her a raise and a vacation.....

Don't listen to that a-hole, Zoila; we love you!!! :)

I love you, Zoila!!! You are so funny and I would not watch the show without you. Producers: We want more Zoila!!!!!

Zoila,

you are so sweet and precious...Jeff is lucky to have you, hope it appreciates you!

LOVEYOUZOLIA TAKE CAre keep jeff in line.

Zolia-

Love the show, and you put up with Jeff "stuff" with humor, I have a dress it called patience(paciencia)...you must have it too.(hdmo - spanish)Ja Ja

You should be interviewed along side Jeff, Jenni and Ryan.

we love you chica.<3,:-Dee

Zoila, you are the best. We just love you.

Zoila;; how do i get an autograph photo of you.
thanks

Zoila, You are the Alice in the Brady bunch to me. You truely are a giver with such a Big heart. You are loyal and Jeff is lucky to have someone so dedicated to him.

Love the way you let him think he is the boss. When we can tell you are truely more family to him.

Hope Jeff can find someone to spoil you sometime because you deserve it.

Keep up the good work.

Thanks
Sweet Leinani

Zoila, you reuly do rock!!! Love you and Jeff, you can tell the man truly adores you even when he is an ass. But then again he is just being the fabulous Jeff that he is!

Oh, by the was in one of the upcoming clips, Zoila you were crying and saying someone was an asshole. I want that person fired right not. If Jeff doesn't want them fired then Jeff needs to have some custom made smocks with black and white lines (like the convicts) and have them worn by the offenders. If they happen to get harrassed by the law or picked up then that's just part of the punishment.

Love you Zolia, you keep Jeff's passive/aggressive antics in control and so does Jenni. Concerning the bacon poinioning incident, if the bacon was that bad you would have certainly smelled the odor at first and thus had your doubts about it and thrown it away. At any rate there are no shortages of suspects who could have wanted Jeff out of the way for a couple of days... Love you all and you too Jeff, what a great show. Get rid of that Vladimir or whatever his (real) name is, he's a numbskull.

ZOILA,LOVE YOU! YOU AND JEFF BELONG TOGETHER.YOUR AS SWEET AS HE IS NASTY! JEFF HAD PIG FLU NOT THE BACON. YOU AND JENNI MAKE THE SHOW.LOVE JEFF TOO! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOU GUYS! JAN

All I can say is Zoila, I love you! You are hysterical!

Zoila, you can clean my house any day of the week! You are one awesome lady and you have to be to put up with Jeff's crap. You make the show even better Zoila. Thanks for making me laugh!

Thank you Zoila! after watching you and Jeff together my husband no longers me hand over the remote when Flipping out is on. You have made a fan out of him!

Zoila, I don't know how you put up with Jeff. You have my respect! You have a heart of gold. I hope Jeff realizes what a wonderful woman you are. Also, I was wondering if you could recommend a product for cleaning hard wood floors. I have tried several and I'm not happy with any of them. I always see you cleaning the floors on the show. I figure you would be the expert to ask. God bless you.

Jeff desired the bad bacon. Zoila, you are a jewel. It's not easy keeping house. Don't tell anyone this secret of mine but when someone makes me mad I clean the toilet with their toothbrush, I clean it really good, kinda of wash the toothbrush off and then put it back up. REVENGE IS SWEET WHEN NOBODY KNOWS.

Zolia
Love you!!!! You are so funny!!!!! LOVE THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!

Zoila... I love you ! ( Do love the show too) You fit in so well with Jeff and Jenny. I honestly think Jeff loves you as a mother figure!

Zoila!
your wonderful i love watching you on the show you are hilarious! I heard your from Nicaragua! If thats true thats wonderful! There are so few of us i get excited when i hear of someone being nicaraguan!

Much Love Zoila!
-Shay

Zoila,

You are the best! I love you on the show and I love how you and Jeff work together! You should get a raise....

ZOILa.. YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!! LOVE YOU!! YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY.... LOVE JEFF TOO AND JENNI!!

zoila, you are great in the show, Jeff show he cares, keep it up
good luck. we whant to watch your show for a long time.........

Zoila is the best!

Zoila - your are FABULOUS!

As long as she fully cooked it.Thats not what made him sick.
there is meat they hang at room temputure for over a week
to let it sour.

Zoila,

Hola, I just want to say that YOU are the reason I watch the show! Also I think that it was a little harsh for Jeff to call you "bitch" for poisoning him with the bacon. I will have to say that you can tell he holds you in the highest regards. You are his world mama.............rock it whenever you feel like it!!!

I am a housekeeper and I love your uniforms. Where do you get them?

I'm confused about bacon...didn't they used to take slabs of bacon on trips in covered wagons back in the old days? I thought bacon has so much "cure" to it that it would be one of the least likely items to cause food poisoning.

They eat take out every day and drink lots of coffees, it's possible he has some bad milk in a latte or even caught something from the restaurant food handler since he usually has very specific meal orders that may differ from the others. Just a thought :). I'm glad it wasn't too serious and I'm glad he got better fast. It seemed to me that the stress of the situations happening at the time were just too much for his digestive system. Indigestion can be extremely uncomfortable and sickening and none of the cast is getting any younger, it's only a matter of time before all that take out food is going to catch up to them and cause some issues! Eek! Not to mention the potential for hygiene mistakes by food handlers....and I totally agree with the person who commented about the cat! Since when would a "clean freak" be okay with having a cat walk and sit all over counters and tables? That is so scary! I know Zoila cleans a lot but there is great potential for ingesting cat germs that have merely been smeared around. Be careful!

I don't think I'd like the show half as much if you weren't on. You handle Jeff like he doesn't even know what hit him, AND you keep that house amazingly perfect. Impressive.

Zoila, i think you need to feed some bad bacon to Ryan Brown!!

I was happy no one was checking up on you! You got a vacation too! But I watch you and I know that you have great work ethics and do not like people that cheat on their job. You are excellent and you take good care of everyone. Who buys all those lunches that you guys eat at the table?? Its cool Jeff does not make you cook lunch for everyone like you are a farmer's wife! :)

Zoila, I just love you, please come be my maid in sunny Clearwater,fl. I am going to name my new puppy after you, hop you don't mind! Sandra M, Abby and Zoila

You make the show Zoila!
I cant believe Ryan Seacrest ruined your big day by calling in "sick". You should send him some "special" bacon. :)
He wasn't too ill to miss Khloe Kardashians wedding yesterday...

Zoila-Love the way you deal with Jeff and take care of all the animals. You are a gem.

I say good job zoila, you are great (:

Zoila,

Next time, there should be NO debate on whether you should go get medical care or the dog. I love my dogs but I would never ask someone that worked for me not to go to the Dr. because my dog needs to go. He is so wrong.

Sean

The "bacon" incident - we only need to remember after 5 days an package needs thrown out. Any other leftover cooked foods are thrown out after 3 days. I am a certified Dietary Manager and a certified food protection professional working in a nursing home for the elderly so I will not steer you wrong. Jeff loves you like a mother- he justs needs someone to blame for his illness. You are a dedicated and loyal employee and I don't think you made him sick on purpose.

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