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Zoila Chavez

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Find out what Zoila has to say about the latest episode!

Aug 28, 2009

Hi BRAVO people, I’m Zoila.

Jeffrey won’t let me have a computer but he says I have to write a b-l-o-g. I don’t know what this is, but he had an assistant ask me questions and I answered. Whatever Jeffrey says.

I’m thinking these people from the episode, the people Jeffrey are working with, I think they’re funny and they like to have a fun time. I like when the lady was honest about being a stripper too. I like that. I wish I could do it but I’m thinking it’s maybe too late for me!

I feel bad for Rachel. She has problems and maybe needs therapy or a MAN. I like Rachel, but she seems really depressed.

I’m really excited for Todd and Carrie’s wedding because I’m thinking it’s going to be a big party and I want to go dancing! Maybe I’ll find a man! Jenni maybe one day will find the right man. She doesn't need to stay dating. She’s a good girl, and maybe he'll come to her. I’m still waiting…

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Hi Zoila, its nice to see you and the rest of the cast you guys are so funny and spontaneus. You and Jenny should go out on a double date =).

What do you mean he won't let you have a computer??? This is america. And by him not letting you have things is a form of abuse!!!!

I love the show and you Zoila! Your the only one that can keep Jeff's butt in line. And I hope you find someone at Todd and Carrie's Wedding too!

Hi Zoila!!! You are such a nice person and Jeff is lucky to have you with him. You take excellent care of him and he's better for it. I look foreward to seeing you every week and thank you for blogging today. Adios!!

Zoila...I think your the best!! How in the world did Jeff get so lucky to have found you? I wish Bravo would show more of you! I think you are a very wise woman and all that wisdom needs to be shared with your fans, to which I am one!! Best of all, you are REALLY funny! LOVE YOU, ZOILA!!

I love you Zoila! Jeff and you seem to have a great working relationship! While he often teases you too much, one can tell that he really cares about you (and so do we!) I think jeff is hilarious!

ZOILA! You are my favorite. You make the show and are simply amazing.

Zoila, You are such a pretty lady and you do everything with such charm and grace. America hearts Zoila!

Sra. Zoila, Gracias por su b-l-o-g. Via con Dios.

Zolia ur so amazing...ur my fav character....i would love to see u more in the episodes...and please dont let jeff control u about not havin a computer or any other way...

Hi Zoila, Surprise Jeff. Buy yourself a computer and start taking classes at your local adult education community center.

That will be REALLY fun to watch! Love you.

Zoila, I have to say i love you so much. Your such a special person and how Jeff got so lucky to have I still try to understand. your an angel working in the den of the devil and you and Jenny are the best part of the crew. Please continue to stand up for yourself, its such a funny thing to watch. I am so insulted that he threatens the the whole deportation thing, what a creep. Keep doing your thing Zoila cuz I am sending you all the postive vibes you will need to continue putting up with him. Hugs and smooches to the Queen of her domain.

I absolutely love you Zoila. Without you, the show would lack SO much flavor!

Zoila-

Don't let Jeff treat you bad he needs you more than you need him! We love you and want you to be happy. Speak your mind more often we like it!

Zoila~ You've got Jeff down pat...you go gal!

Personally,I think everybody else in 'Jeff World' is expendable to him ultimately...Except for You (and the animals of course!) I think you should hold out for Him Buying You a computer for a Bonus! Hell, while you're at it, demand an hour lunch too... Jackie

Zoila... what a darling lady you are! It's so obvious to me that Jeff adores you. His speech to you at the "we appreciate you" cocktail party was so sweet! I have to admit that my favorite Zoila moments are when you say "Chut up Jeff!"... cracks me up everytime and you're probably the only one that gets away with it! Much love to you!

Love you Zoila. I can only imagine that if you do meet a new man that Jeff will have him fully investigated. He'll never let you leave him. Not even on a honeymoon. When Jeff finishes planning his brother's wedding maybe he can do your's and then Jenni's. Do you have a favorite among Jeff's pets? I know you can't say. I love when the cat sleeps in that bowl-so cute.

Zoila,

Man.. you are funny! Jeff treats you like family and I can tell he really cares about you. Don't get sucked into the comments about how he messes with you. Jeff is quite funny too. But, your responses are priceless!!!!

Thanks for making me laugh!

Zoila I think your great for Jeff! And I would not watch the show if you left, you bring them all down to earth. You are my favorite.

Hi Zoila

Of the entire cast of the show, Jeff gives you the most respect. In your hidden I require respect way, it is understood by Jeff. The other cast members, workers and anyone else he disrespects, puts up with his nonsense because they allow him to walk all over them. I enjoy the show.

I love you zoila . you keep the show going!

I love you zoila . you keep the show going!

Zoila, You are COMIQUISIMA!!! You make us laugh so hard at the things you say to "Jeffrey". It really make for a perfect end to our day to watch you on the show, without you I think Jeff would crack...... Nos encantas sigue asi!!!

Hi Zoila, that deportation comment Jeff made was not funny to me, but you seem to have "tough skin" and that is great. Always stand your ground.and kudos for Rachel for finding another job. and maybe she'll get treated with more respect and not get berated in front of her co-workers over brown salsa.

YOU ARE THE BEST START TELLING HIM TO GET LOST LOST HE NEEDS YOU AND WE DO TOO

Zoila - You are terrific. You remind me just of my Nanny. She's from Puerto Rico. Jeff is SO lucky to have you and Jenni. But he is growing - getting better. You just stand your ground - be strong. You are going straight to heaven when you pass. You will get to the pearly gates and say, "I'm Zoila, Jeff Lewis' housekeeper." And the gates will swing open. Nothing more to say. You are invited to come visit me in Florida too if Jeff ever lets you have a vacation. God Bless You!

My husband is a lawyer and loves to use the word poindexter. Jeff is the true definition of poindexter. We love watching you and Jeff.

Hola Zoila!! le escribo desde houston. Me encanta ver la en el show flipping out. su jefe necesita alguein como usted para ponerlo en su lugar. Usted lla es parte del show. Es mu chistosa y mi nina le encarta ver a Zoila!! Al rato se enquentra su otra mitad;).

I love you Zoila..............Come ON JEFFREY

Zoila, I absolutely love you!! You remind me so much of my grandmother. She was a strong, sassy, and outspoke lady like yourself. I love the way you keep Jeff in line, you make the entire show! Even though Jeff threatens you with deportation, we all know that he would never do it! Jeff would be lost without you. I laughed so hard when Jeff wanted Jett to call the police on you for "stealing" the apples from his deer in the back yard...completely hilarious!!! Keep doin' what you're doin' Zoila!!!! You are truly amazing!

love you zoila! thanks for keeping me laughing. xo

i love u Zoila u re so funny and tell jeff to get u a computer so u can write ur blog and stop been cheap

Ay mi Zoila...eres mi favorita del show!! Me encanta ver como le habla a Jeffrey..jaja! Pues...usted comprese un computadora para que empiese a chatear y se encuentre un buen hombre. Cuidase!

The chemistry between you and Jeff is what makes this show as good as it is. The two of you are so funny- and you are exactly what he needs. It is not hard to see just how much you keep him in line- and he really needs you. If it wasnt for you the show just wouldnt be the same. Love you love you!! Wish the show was on all year around!

HOLA ZOILA, VIENDO POR INTERNET LOS NUEVOS EPISODIOS, DECILE A TU JEFE QUE TE DEJE TENER TU PROPIA PC PARA QUE TUS FANS TE ESCRIBAN AHI.

SALUDOS DESDE NICARAGUA DE TU FAMILIA

Zoila Dear, You are the star of this tv program, hands down. If Jeff gives you any more grief about the computer issue then you should go out on strike. Tell him this... no computer then no nothing else... NADA! I can see you picketing on his driveway now!!! LOVE YOU

Zoila, you are the best! You keep a beautiful house and I hope you read these and can answer a question. I noticed Jeff has a persian cat. I recently adopted a Persian Mix and a Himalayan. There is hair everywhere and I'm overwhelmed. How do you keep up with it?

Lov Ya! Trish

Zoila, you are a beautiful person, and I feel bad for the insanity you have to tolerate with this jerk! He is lucky to have you, and I hope for your sake you ignore everything he says, no one should have to endure the rude comments he makes, I hope he gets his one day.

Dear Zoila, I must say you and Jeff make the show sooo interesting! When I watch the show, I must NOT be interrupted...Tell Jeffrey to get you a computer!! Love you Zoila

Jenny

I love love love you! You make the show.

Hola Zoila: I'am a fan from P.R. you are the best and you really bring out the human side of Jeff. A small comment that I noticed from the beginning of the show, I cant understand how such a perfectionist person like Jeff can week after week be seen eating from plastic containers and drinking from water bottles. He has impecable taste in decorating and I would expect to see him eating from a well set table, tablecloth, beautiful dishes and glassware to go with the rest of his houses. Also I have the impression you people only eat fast food.

My whole family quotes you...all the time. "jeff, don't bite me."

You are such a joy!!! "Oh, Jeff. STOP".....You are exactly what this anal sweetheart needs. God Bless you keeping him in line!!! I watched this show 2 days in a row and can almost tell you when Mr. Jeff is going to be annoying..AGAIN.. Bless you..from one OCD to a blessed "keeper" to those of that DO try.....

HOLA ZOILA! I rarely ever watch T.V. but this show caught my attention one night. Zoila makes the show! The actual show is way out & has no purpose. From the few episodes that I've seen it surprises me that this show is even on the air but whatever. Jeff seems to have the upper hand with his employees, contractors, etc.. but when it comes to ZOILA he knows how far to go. ZOILA is straight old school & she's not taking shit from anyone much less some little white man from California trying to make it in Los Angeles. ES TODO ZOILA> NO TE DEJES! Con mucho respeto

I love you Zoila, I really like the whole cast. Maybe Jeff will hire me I'm loyal like you!

Zoila You ROCK! the Rachel incident was hands down the most hilarious episode yet. MAke sure to read up on all the benefits of becoming a citizen .. that way you can really put jeff in his place when he barges in your room without knocking!!

Hi Zoila!! I love the show.. you all make me laugh soo hard!! I always think that I could make Jeff proud.. Im a very hard worker and i guess it hard to find these days! Keep up the good work!! :)

It's very obvious to me that Jeff LOVES to push your buttons because he knows he'll get a "don't bite me Jeff" right back & he lives for that moment.

He gets a twinkle in his eye & a smirk on his face when you 2 banter.

I can tell he thinks of you as a beloved family member. Some viewers may not get that but I do.

Rock on Zoila!!!

Zoila vos sos la unica razon por la que veo el show, BRAVO!!!!!!!!! Sos unica! Caro