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Zoila Chavez

A Blessing in Disguise?

Get Zoila's take on training the dogs and Jenni's sexting.

August 10, 2010

Hi again Bravo people,

It's me Zoila. Jeffrey has been busy this year, which has been good for me. It's nice because I like to work in peace and relax. Nobody is here yelling at me now. The house is quiet.

I don't know what Sarah's job title means really, but maybe it helps her to pay more attention. When you’re working for Jeffrey Lewis, you need to be quick and smart. I am the Director of In-House Operations, and it makes me feel a little bit important and like Jeffrey appreciates me.

I have been trying to train the dogs with the sprayer, but it’s not working. Chris is a very bad boy, he never listens and always he barks at the mailman. He doesn't care about the water I spray on him.

It's not my fault that Casey peed on Sarah’s head. I have no idea why that happened. I just heard Jeffrey yelling “Zoila, what happened? Did Casey just pee?” And I said, "It's not my fault Jeffrey. Sorry Sarah." Maybe it was just Casey giving Sarah a blessing on her head?

Jeffrey likes to tease me about my bikini wax, but it was not for a boyfriend. I don't have a man. I was going on vacation to the beach in Nicaragua and I wanted to look good in my bikini so that maybe I can meet a man. Jeffrey says that Jenni was sexting her boyfriend. Maybe when I meet a man we can sext? I think it's safer than real sex.

Comments

45 Comments

Zoila...what can I say? The show wouldn't be the same without you! Own it...we need your authenticity to balance Jeff. The fans..heart you!

Zoila, Call the dog whisperer -Cesar! It would be a great show! Then you can use his suggestions on controling Jeff! Smooches lady..you're a saint!

i love you zoila... tell jeff to shut up more.

Love you Zoila, you are the best.

Zoila eres la mejor!! Cuando estabas hablando de Jeff y dijistes "thats right bitch" iba morirme de risa! Usted merece su propio show..puedes llamarla "Don't Quit Your Day Job" y que tiene criadas con camaras escondidas en las uniformes para ensenar las locuras que trabajadores imigrantes deben que aguantar de la gente rica. Te Quiero mucho y ojala que apareces mas en el show de Flipping Out!

You need to use the spray bottle on Jeff when he "barks" at you. lol

GIRL HAVE THAT MAN GIVE YOU A HUGE RAISE!!!!!! LOL.

Zoila,
Me haces reir tanto! Jeff is so mean to you but you give it right back to him. Como vos, a mi me encanta EL CLON!!! It's getting so good!!! Suerte con todas las locuras que pasan en esta casa y que Dios te bendiga!!!

Love you and can literally hear you speaking when I read your blogs! I try to spray my dogs too, but they just keep barking - lucky they're so cute, but that's probably how you feel about the dogs AND Jeff! Keep up the good work and stay true to yourself and you will find a wonderful man

You are the funniest one on the show. I love your title "Director of Inhouse Operations". You certainly deserve it. My favorite parts of the show are when you call him "Jeffery Lewis" and make faces behind his back. I love that you have captions on while speaking English.

You have this charm about you. Jeff will never outwit you. You have street smarts. My mom was from Puerto Rico; and your speech and mannerisms are the same. Thank you for my momma Maria.
As for the dogs, give them treats and pats when they're good. Call Ceasar to come to train them. Give Jeff the bill.

Zoila,
You are so funny and could have your own program. I think you are wonderful and really make me laugh. Just keep those bathroom doors closed. LOL

I love you guys so much and missed you when you were off. Zoila, keep us laughing and you are good at putting Jeff in his place. Each person on the show brings something different and fun, but you are the best! I have never been "hooked" on a TV show before this one and I find myself wishing the hour was longer. I work in a fast paced environment (surgical industry) so I understand the stress that goes on, but the whole cast does a great job juggling. Keep having a good time. PS. does Jeff let you decorate your room how you would like yet? You need somewhere to call your own. Tell him that!

Oh my gosh! I really missed watching you and everyone on this show. I have never been "hooked" on a show before this one, and I simply love it. I would love to work in that environment and challenge Jeff the way you do. Thank goodness business has picked up and everyone is busy working. Why waould Jeff need to let someone go? Is he just kidding? Zoila, anyone would love to have you around to laugh with. Keep putting Jeff in his place. Fun TV.

Zoila, you are Jeff's balance I have O.C.D. like Jeff well maybe not as severe as his but we need someone in our lives that tells us the truth and pulls us back from crazy. Jeff is the world is ending every moment kinda of guy and you step in with Oh, Jeffery your crazy and he laughs then moves on to the next crisis. I love watching you guys he trusts you and he needs you I feel, more than anyone around him.

Dear Zoila
As to Casey....spray lemon juice with a little water in the sprayer, it worked liked a charm for my dog. I had the same problem, just spray Carey in the mouth when barking starts. trust me it works, and it does not hurt the dog at all.

Zoila--I love you! You are the best one in the cast! Altho I do love Jeffrey too, he is so sweetly compromised between trying to be a good boss to his whole big staff, and trying to make a profit and running it like a business, not just one big happy (dysfunctional) family.
Love you,
Happy Viewer6

Love love love you ....One of the best characters on this show.....Sick of the Housewives and never tire of the gang at Jeff's..

Zoila is the best part about Flipping Out, so unpretentious, funny, and sweet. Love her, she's the best.

Don't ever leave the show!!!
(don't know if you rec'd my last comment..)
Love, love love this show

ZOILA, you are the best person on TV... You know how to take crap from Jeff and you have him in the palm of your hand and I think you know this!!!!
Don't ever leave, ask for a big raise and I hope you find a good man to go with your wax!!!
This show beats all the Housewives put together.....

Your go Girl Friend, and way to keep Jeffy in line. I can't imagine working for that man, I would probably thump him in the forehead because he is such a little varmit. Between you and Jenni the show would be so boring. Way to mix things up. Stay real and enjoy your vacation!

I love you...you're great! I watch the show just to see you!

Hi Zolia! Love it when U put Jeff in his place......the day U called him a Bi$ch, I thought I would die laughing.....I said out loud to U (via my TV).....Gone girl, set him straight.....did she really call him a Bi$ch....I had to rewind (i have to DVR your guys)......thanks for keeping it real. Besides all that, I can tell that there is Love in the Jeff Lewis camp. Glad you guys r back on the air, also glad Jeff moved on after Ryan

Zoila, you are so funny. I love watching you and how you talk to Jeff. How do you have the tolerance for him? Keep doing what you are doing. I agree, you need a bigger raise..

You are the reason why I watch the show. I love your remarks towards Jeff. How do you have the tolerance for Jeff's comments? Keep doing what you do. Yes, you need a raise.

Zoila , good for you. don't let Jeff get to you.. we love watching the show.. good team...

Zolia - I love watching you!!!!! Forget Jeff, your are the show. He better be good to you and I hope you're getting paid the big bucks. Keep telling him to SHUT UP!

Zoila, you are comic relief! I was just about to kick Bravo and all the overly dramatic Housewives' shows to the curb -- and then you appeared. My daughter and I were falling all over ourselves laughing. You're just great....

Zoila,
I think everyone loves you, you are hysterical. I would watch your telenovella with you and not interrupt. Yes, those dogs and cat would be a bit much but please wear gloves with the kity poo, no parasites for you.

I hope you had fun on your trip because it must have happened by now. I can tell you don't let Jeff's teasing get to you. That is good.

Zoila, You are the best. Loved it when you called Jeffery a B*tch. Glad to see you and your cute boss back on Bravo.

I had to laugh when Jeff said "Zoila, Casey peed on Sarah's head", what does Jeff want you to do about it? I would have said something snarky "And why is this my fault?" (LOL). Keep up the good work and definitely keep the bathroom doors shut. you deserve a raise for putting up with Jeff and his antics. looking forward to the episode.

Ay Zoila, te amo tanto y eres la razon que veo el show. Siguele dando actitude a Jeff que el se lo merece. Deseo que disfrutaste en Nicaragua. Espero reirme mas este ano viendote in la tele.

Zoila--- you have been missed! You make the show, despite what Jeff may think.

Keep giving Jeff your smart and funny remarks to his demands.

Zoila, Zoila, Zoila.....We Love You ZoilaaaaaaaaH!~!!!! From The San Francisco Castro Glam Galz........ha ha ha.....Tell your boss to bring you to San Francisco.....We will show him how Brazillian Wax is done....OUCH!!!! xoxo

Zoila, I can hear your accent as I read! Rip that bush off!

Zoila, I love the "sick" chemistry between you and Jeff. Do you really give him massages too??? Yo tengo una tia que casi toda su vida trabajo en casa con personas en esa area, Beverly Hills, Los Feliz, etc. Siempre llegan a confiar tanto en ti. Jeff sabe que com Zoila no hay dos!

Zoila, you are my favorite reality show star! Jeff doesn't realize how lucky he is.

Zoila. You make me smile. You're so cute!

I love you Zoila, your a gem and have great comic timing, the best part is your not even trying to be funny. Your just being yourself. Hope to see more of you this season.

Zoila, I love you! I think you are great, Jeffrey needs to quit giving you such a hard time & keep getting those bikini wax's! Keep on keeping on!

Love watching you, you always make me laugh. Love how you say Jeffrey! Actually ,I watch the show just to see you.

I think it's safer too and Zoila, keep the bathroom doors shut. For all our sakes.

Zoila, you rock! Tell Jeff he needs to give you a big fat raise!!!!

Zoila, congrats on your new title :) love you and looking forward to watching you this season.

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