Zoila Chavez

Get Zoila's take on training the dogs and Jenni's sexting.

on Aug 10, 2010

Hi again Bravo people,

It's me Zoila. Jeffrey has been busy this year, which has been good for me. It's nice because I like to work in peace and relax. Nobody is here yelling at me now. The house is quiet.

I don't know what Sarah's job title means really, but maybe it helps her to pay more attention. When you’re working for Jeffrey Lewis, you need to be quick and smart. I am the Director of In-House Operations, and it makes me feel a little bit important and like Jeffrey appreciates me.

I have been trying to train the dogs with the sprayer, but it’s not working. Chris is a very bad boy, he never listens and always he barks at the mailman. He doesn't care about the water I spray on him.

It's not my fault that Casey peed on Sarah’s head. I have no idea why that happened. I just heard Jeffrey yelling “Zoila, what happened? Did Casey just pee?” And I said, "It's not my fault Jeffrey. Sorry Sarah." Maybe it was just Casey giving Sarah a blessing on her head?

Jeffrey likes to tease me about my bikini wax, but it was not for a boyfriend. I don't have a man. I was going on vacation to the beach in Nicaragua and I wanted to look good in my bikini so that maybe I can meet a man. Jeffrey says that Jenni was sexting her boyfriend. Maybe when I meet a man we can sext? I think it's safer than real sex.