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Can't Touch This
Zoila thinks Barb needs to follow MC Hammer's advice when it comes to Trace.
August 24, 2010I hate airplanes. When I watched this episode, seeing Sarah get so scared with the sirens going off in the little baby airplane, I was thinking, "Poor Sarah!" I was so happy that I'm the housekeeper. No way am I going on those trips to see clients. And then Jeffrey texting her "you're going to die." Is this normal?
Jeffrey didn't believe me when I kept telling him that a coyote was outside the door in the morning when I woke up. It's the same door where I take the dogs out. The coyote had to poo outside the door one morning for him to believe me. I keep telling everyone he's a crazy man. Suddenly when he saw that, Jeffrey started shipping in pee from other animals to put around the house and keep the coyotes away.
Then that crazy man found out that he could just use his own pee, and it would do the same thing. So then he tried to make everyone pee in a container. So disgusting. But it's not working anymore. Today, a coyote was pooing outside the house again. Sorry Jeffrey, your plan isn't working.
Tracey is doing a good job, he's doing very well. I'm always so busy cleaning the house so well that I don't get to see Tracey working. But when I watch the episodes, I'm very impressed. He knows a lot about the houses and the design. I think it's good that he's helping Jeffrey with the clients. He's very talented, and he's a nice young man.
It's funny for me to watch Tracey get hugged by the new client, Barb. She seems like a nice, sweet lady, but she doesn't know about Tracey. Do you remember that song, "U Can't Touch This" by Mr. Hammer? She needs to learn about this song. He doesn't like be touched.
Ziola,
You crack me up! I adore everyone on the show and watch every episode. The cat poop in the toilet would have made me pruke, the pee GOOD LORD...that made me hurt from laughing. Love it when you get "fiesty" and let a curse word slip out. Like - "Now I have my GD dress" My dogs think I'm crazy on Tuesday's because of the laughing. You looked absolutely beautiful in your new clothes. Sending you a big hug from Oklahoma!
zoila you are a beautiful person I hope you get a better boss. I love the show but you deserve to be treated better.
Zoila,
could you give a cleaning tip or two in your blog? I am a terrible housekeeper and could use your help.
Is that really your Facebook page?
ZOILA
Your our new Alice, Unfortunatley you work for Jeffrey and not the Brady's...They would have treated you better and believed you about the coyote POO
No Question
Your the Best
Zoila,
I adore you in this show. Everytime I see you on tv, I get excited to hear what you are going to say next.
When you argue with Jeff, it sure makes my day!
I very much enjoy watching the show, you're sooooo funny! I see you've come out of your shell more, and I love it! You're what I call a strong woman for putting up with Jeff & his antics, lol. Yes, he makes me laugh, but sometimes I get mad at him, but it doesn't last but a minute or two. I laughed so hard when you called him a "Bit..." that was hilarious! I'm glad to see that you get to watch your soap opera, lol. You're a funny lady! I'm addicted to this show because of people like you!
Ziola - You are adorable and deserve SO MUCH CREDIT for putting up with that crew. Love watching you! You have MANY fans out here!
ZOILA!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! MAKE UR BOSS GIVE YOU A RAISE AND FAST!!! AFTER SEEING YOU REMOVE THE POOP FROM THE TUB WITHOUT GLOVES< YOU DESERVE A RAISE!!! TAKE VACATION TOO, HE SHLD BE TAUGHT HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOUR NOT THERE.
Zoila, Please leave Jeffery he treat you like crap ,come to Mexico we drink margaritas and watch telenovelas all day long okay. Maybe you clean and cook for me too NO? Love Pancho
Z, Mis Amor you need to leave Jeffery he treat you like CRAP!! I take you back to Mexico with me. You can cook and clean my house and I'll treat you good. We can both watch Telenueave and drink margaritas all day long if you want! Please Zoila you way too good for Jeffery Love you Pancho
Is it me, or has Zoila's writing changed. I loved her other blogs where you can hear her accent as you read along.
Zoila,
You are just precious! I love watching you with crazy Jeff. You must be some kind of saint to put up with some of his antics. Love you!
it semms i have been caring for other since age 10...i have been a careprovider and domestic employee for 18 years (supporting an emerging art career)...i have cared for children, disabled and elderly...we are highly under-appreciated and profiled as being uneducated...
i retire this lifestyle at age 60, march 2011...to all the domestic employees i say VIVE' LA VIDA LOCA !!!
Hello Zoila,
What stone or crystal does Barb wear around her neck?
Thanks.
Hello Zoila,
What stone or cyrstal does Barb wear around her neck?
Thanks.
Zoila,
You need to get a bigger tv to watch your novelas in your room. Tell Jeff to buy you one. You deserve it.
Lola love you, and jeff needs to give you a raise, take a break with pay of course, and he needs to pick up the poo with no glove on and smell it, haha! jeff
Zoila, I loved finding out during the first episode that you watch the telenovela, "El Clon". Who is your favorite character on that show? I love Latifa's daughter, and Zoraida! Does Jeffrey allow you to have TiVo on your TV? He may complain less (maybe) if he lets you record your telenovelas to watch later!
Zoila - I just love you, and if Jeffrey is smart he'll keep you around forever. Tell Jeffrey I said he should give you a raise.
Love you Zoila! You are very fun to watch and Im sorry he made you pick up the cat poo in the tub without gloves on, AND got pee on your outfit- Thats gross Jeff Lewis! Ha ha, Labor of love i guess. Take care!
I Love You! You are the funniest woman ever! You seem to be very sweet and genuine and I love that you are on the show!
Take Care,
Sarah
Zoila,
You are a funny lady. Jeff would be very bore if he did not have you.
I love the show because of you, you really spice it up, love
I love the show because of you Zoila, all of you are great but you give it some spice to it, you really spice it up! love Jose
Zoila , Jeffery treat you like crap!!! Join me in mexico and we drink margaritas all day long and watch telenovelas !! Maybe you cook a little too1 Love Pancho
Zoila! Eres mi favorita en el programa. Como te molesta Jeff pero se ve te quiere mucho. Espero verte otra vez la proxima semana!
love u Zoila! u are the reason i watch the show! ur a doll! dont put up with Jeffs antics! i love watching u tell him like it is! XOXOXOX
Zoila you are hilarious I love you!! ~~
Ziola you are hilarious! Love watching you and trying to figure out what you are saying at times! What Telenovela are you watching? Looks interesting. Ziola, my kids and I watch (for one, my son wants to be a Real Estate developer and wants to have total control....i know....) as a gran event. Jeff is awesome but you certainly add the Spice to the show.... Looking forward to what you do in New York and how Jeff can go about his daily life without you.... :)
Zoila, your blog is the highlight of my day. Thank you for writing it, and in your clear voice. I wish I could have you as my housekeeper.
You are a great lady with the patience of a Saint! Love to watch you keep Jeff on his toes! You should get Jeff a stuffed cayote toy!
Zoila, you are a the greates houskeeper at the house... I love it when you speak English ,it reminds me of my mom when she speaks with a broken English .It is just histerical... I love your character you are Aweson.... Where u born in Mexico? I think Jeff should take u out for u to see what your boss does. Que telenovelas estas viendo en la television? Mi madre ve muchas telenovelas todos los dias.... si yo le hablo cuando ella esta viendo sus novelas no contesta el telefono ? Tu haces lo mismo cundo Jeff is at home and u are watching you're telenovelas. I am talikng to u in Spanglish....
I loved the part when Jeff told you about the coyotes that he is trying to keep oway the coyotes from you!!! Ha,Ha,ha
I just love you Zoila, you keep it real. I did hear you cursing but I still laughed.
Zoila,
Why don't you buy a bigger tv for your room to watch your novelas? Better yet have Jeff buy it for you. The house always looks sparkling clean so I am sure you get to rest in your room from time to time and wouldn't it be better watching television with a bigger tv?
Zoila,
You are so funny!!
I know it is hard but try and keep Jeff in line!!!
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