Grammercy Gardens

Andy's "Monumental Meltdown"

Jenni Battles Lewd Snowmen

Jenni: "Crab Meat is Flying!"

Zoila was Kidnapped by "Inappropriate Aliens"

Gage and the Gramercy Drama

Jenni: Alianna is a Miracle

Jenni Talks Mini Cat Doors, Giant Paint Cans

Jeff's In-House Telenovela

Mammary Madness at Jeff Lewis Design

Jenni Talks Rough Nipples and Roller-Skating

Jeff Lewis Reflects on Monkey

Jeff and the L Word

"I Did Not Lie to Jeff."

Gage Doesn't Trust Andrew

Gage and Zoila's Endless Teasing

Jenni: Dreams Do Come True

Zoila's Tear-Filled Therapy Session

Jeff's New Boyfriend

Twist! Jeff Forgives Andrew - Ep 5

Jeff's Cockpit and Andy's Lying

Inspector Jeffrey

Andy, Andy, Andy

There is a Time and a Place

Workplace Etiquette

Jeff Lewis, Wedding Planner

Who's the Bitch?

My Wedding Heaven Meets Jeff's Cash Calculations

The Vagina Monologues

Get Your Kicks on Route Season 6


Rapping Up Season 5

Truck Gas

Jeff Wants to be a Paint Star

Hey, You Never Know...

Queen of the House

We Talk to the Animals

Hanky Panky and Stinky Pink

Lupe, Lupe, Lupe!

Not Getting the Whole Big Apple

An English Cottage on Acid

Grammercy Gardens

Episode 10:'s Associate Editor selects her top three moments of the Season 5 finale.

You're regular recapper is away, so if this week's summary is filled with 100 perecnt more Lucy and sneezing cats, mea culpa.

No. 3: A-Door-able Tension

Did anyone else find something endearingly old school or brother/sister like about Jeff and Jenni's garage door debacle? When Jenni wanted to open the garage door for light, it wasn't exactly a light-hearted matter.

Any time Jeff very graciously tells you, "Thank you for being stupid," it's not your day. However Jenni, being a pro at being a Lewis wife by now retorted with an "OK, Great. Super." Returning to the place of wife has it's pratfalls.


But what about the wheel?

No. 2: Jenni Gets Low

Jenni's raps might not have been pleasing enough for Lucy (or Jeff), but guess who does love her flow? LIL JON. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I'll let this piece of incredible-ness speak for itself.

Maybe if Lucy had taken that nap she would have been a little more receptive to her flow. Bonus Jonas Moment: Monkey Gets the Sneezes

Remember when Gage was trying to have a serious discussion with Jeff and Monkey wouldn't stop sneezing?



Maybe that cat was trying to tell him Jenni should stay forever. . .Worked!No. 1: Grammercy Tavern

In an uplifting and delightful crescendo to the season, Jeff finds a new place. Well, a new old place. He's actually buying a former flip of his -- Grammercy. After breaking in a couple of times (big up to Jeanie for not letting Jeff's distrust of the intercom's strength stop her), Jeff decides that despite the places' Grey Gardens current state, he wants back in.

Let's just say if there's anything else to add to the cast of characters at Jeff Lewis Designs, it's a Little Edie type. Toss a "staunch character" in the mix and suddenly Zoila's got some competition for fiercest member of the JLD.

And in the end everyone plays a part. Gage does some taxes (albeit not up to JL code). Jett redoes Gage's work. Zoila sort of agrees to clean the joint. Lupe will come along for the ride. And yes, Jenni is back on board with the Jeff Lewis gang, despite her burgeoning demands as a member of the Lil Jon crew.

The only person not officially confirmed is a little Lewis tot. But we'll see just how soon Jeff and Gage start getting into the nursery business.

But wait, there's more. Next week the whole gang (and yes, we mean whole gang) is back for the Flipping Out reunion. Will Trace and Jeff cagematch for the final word?

You'll have to wait until next week to find out.

Gage and the Gramercy Drama

Jenni weighs in on what went down while she's out on maternity leave.

I am MIA... You better watch the show anyway.

Jeff is on the phone with relative and realtor Carrie
Talking about photos and the open house realtor caravan.
For Sale: Gramercy is officially on the market.
Jeff says Gage hasn't talked to him for three days.
Not everyone is happy about moving.
Carrie does not think English Tudor is a hot sell description.
Jeff says mediterranean and let them be surprised when they get here.

His longtime clients the Shaws, Tommy and Jeanne, are moving to Nashville.
Jeanne wants Jeff to go to Nashville with her to find their new place.

At soon-to-be-sold Gramercy, Jeff likes to mix it up.
He is suggesting a two house purchase next.
Jeff would live in one and Gage and Zoila would live in the other.
Zolia says Gage might end up "in the refrigerator…in piece."
She makes it clear that two house idea would involve an ugly ending.

Megan says my absence is felt, and it is currently an HR epic fail.
I'm glad I'm missed.

Zoila "2014" is now hot, hot, hot.
Andrew gets $300 cash for Jeff's cussing.
He is employee of the week.
Megan is beyond disappointed that Jeff is taking Andrew to Nashville.
Zoila to Andrew: "You are kiss ass."

Jeff is putting Megan in charge of the office while he is away.
Megan finds Zoila "2014" a little intimidating.

Gage has painters working at Gramercy the day before the open house.
Jeff tells them to leave and smells not just paint but sabotage.
Gage and Gramercy will not be easily separated

Nashville: Jeff and Jeanne plus Andy.
Two days to find and buy the Shaws a new home.
Jeanne likes the remodel challenge of the first house they see.
Jeff thinks it is a waste of time.
"Everything with Jeanne is a fight."
Yiiikes… Andy is not the best driver.
Jeff says, "Andy needs learning experience."Gramercy now has Megan in charge.
Zoila responds "What a bitch…shut up…Barbie Bitch…I'm not a slave."
It's a beautiful day at Jeff Lewis' office.
Megan's focus is to get everything ready for the open house.
Jeff's to do list needs to be followed.
Zoila's reply "Barbie Bitch" directed towards Megan becomes a chant.

In Nashville the California boys encounter chiggers (trombiculidae) for the first time.
Jeff likes a house and Jeanne is not impressed.

Gramercy now has realtors walking through.
Carrie thinks almost 80.
Gage unwillingly begins to face the reality of moving.
Jeff calls Gramercy to see the results of the open house.
Jeanne does not like his attention divided.
She reminds him loudly who's paying and further instructs him.

A homeowner in curlers running away from the door.
Jeff knows he is not in LA.

Megan is finding being in charge involves moving trash cans.
Zoila says about Jeff's work list: "I don't know where I put it."

Vanina is cooperating.

Megan tells Zoila and Maria "there's a new sheriff in town."In Nashville the houses are getting larger
The property Overton Lea has Jeff at the gate.
"It's a cool house…I like it a lot."
Jeanne is impressed.
Two and a half million, and Jeff is now seeing improvements.
An entirely new kitchen is Jeff's first vision.
Jeanne is firm about the "no" to that, and she's clearly not a fan of new cabinets.

The Lipstick Lounge and dirty bingo become a night for the group to unwind.
The next day Jeanne decides to buy the estate Overton Lea
Jeff has won a battle -- she wants to redo the kitchen.
Encouraged, he is talking furniture and Jeanne is talking "off switch."Returning home inspired, Jeff is actively looking for a new house.
The Lyric property gets a thumbs up from Jeff.
It's under a million, so he doesn't have to ask Gage.
Not so secretly Gage hopes the deal does not happen.

To lighten the tension Jeff wants to know Zoila's latest telenovela.
Vanina translates: "The Lady and the Construction Worker."

Bonnie the realtor gives Jeff potential buyer updates for Gramercy.
Two interested parties have dropped out.
Jeff is having second thoughts about selling Gramercy.
If Jeff gets 3.2 million, he will sell.
He now hopes to be able to flip and still live at Gramercy.
Gage cannot stop smiling.

I'm baaack!

Thank you for all the lovely messages and well wishes last week for Alianna and our family, it meant a lot to us.  Always remember, there is no expiration date on miracles.