Cast Blog: #FLIPPINGOUT

JLD in the VIP

Andy's "Monumental Meltdown"

Jenni Battles Lewd Snowmen

Jenni: "Crab Meat is Flying!"

Zoila was Kidnapped by "Inappropriate Aliens"

Gage and the Gramercy Drama

Jenni: Alianna is a Miracle

Jenni Talks Mini Cat Doors, Giant Paint Cans

Jeff's In-House Telenovela

Mammary Madness at Jeff Lewis Design

Jenni Talks Rough Nipples and Roller-Skating

Jeff Lewis Reflects on Monkey

Jeff and the L Word

"I Did Not Lie to Jeff."

Gage Doesn't Trust Andrew

Gage and Zoila's Endless Teasing

Jenni: Dreams Do Come True

Zoila's Tear-Filled Therapy Session

Jeff's New Boyfriend

Twist! Jeff Forgives Andrew - Ep 5

Jeff's Cockpit and Andy's Lying

Inspector Jeffrey

Andy, Andy, Andy

There is a Time and a Place

Workplace Etiquette

Jeff Lewis, Wedding Planner

Who's the Bitch?

My Wedding Heaven Meets Jeff's Cash Calculations

The Vagina Monologues

Get Your Kicks on Route Season 6

Survivor

Grammercy Gardens

Rapping Up Season 5

Truck Gas

Jeff Wants to be a Paint Star

Hey, You Never Know...

Queen of the House

We Talk to the Animals

Hanky Panky and Stinky Pink

Lupe, Lupe, Lupe!

Not Getting the Whole Big Apple

JLD in the VIP

Episode 4: Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor counts down this week's top three moments.

No. 3 The Sweet Sound of "Shut Up"

I think everyone watching Zoila in recovery was biting their nails in worry. Even though we know she made it out fine (and wrinkle free), it was still somewhat traumatic. Those terrible noises she was making while the nurse kept telling her to breathe were frankly horrifying. But all of us, including the JLD team, were able to breathe a much needed sigh of relief once Zoila whispered, "Shut up," to Jeff after he made a snarky comment. Sass is a sure sign of a speedy recovery, so she'll be back to keeping Jeff in line and watching her telenovelas in no time.

No. 2 Jenni Pulos, Pole Dancer

Jeff found Jenni's pole dancing to be, well...unsexy. Especially when compared to Sarah and her friends. And while it may not have been super sexy, it was pretty hilarious. I would have given her all my dollar bills for that chicken-dance like routine. Or at the very least some Sacajawea coins. 

But perhaps the reason Jenni wasn't "turning it out" (besides the fact that Jeff was there, because come on, what hasn't he seen at this point) was because that was actually her notorious alter ego, Deb, performing! I could see Deb's dance going in that direction, less of a pole dance and more of a dance around a pole.

No. 1 Welcome The VIP Lounge

Like many members of the JLD staff, I too had never been in a strip club VIP area before (or a strip club for that matter), so I really learned a lot. I kind of have to go with Gage on this one and say I'm not sure where the enjoyment comes in, but more power to everyone else who fully enjoyed the experience (Sarah and Chaz). That one dancer was shakin' her thang, and it looked like you could bounce a quarter (or just Trace's head) off it. 

A fun game I played while watching the scene was trying to decide who was more uncomfortable, Gage or Trace. In the end I went with Gage, because at least Trace engaged with the dancers (even if he was semi-forced to by Chaz). All in all it looked like Sarah thoroughly enjoyed herself, so mission accomplished. 

Next week a client flat out tells Jenni that she doesn't like her? What?! How can you dislike Jenni?  

 

Jenni: "Crab Meat is Flying!"

Jenni dishes on the Lewis family food fight and the session with Dr. Donna.

THERE'S A NEW JENNI IN TOWN

At Gramercy Jeff is having naughty night nurse fantasies...
…about who is at my house, which he is happily sharing with the office.
The present state of my private parts is a cheery office topic.
No, no, and NO!
I am serving notice -- there is a new Jenni in town.
The out of control office antics have given a stern face to HR.

Jeff's paint line is flying off the shelves
Will more workers be needed at Jeff Lewis Design?

Lisa and Gary's Calabasas landscaping is a multiple choice challenge.
People need to agree.
Lisa wants us out, but we have plants to place, then plants to move, see the vision, and place somewhere else.
It's all about being specific.
Phase 2, which Lisa said would never happen…
Never say never.
We love you, Lisa!

Jeff doesn't stop encouraging Zoila to twerk at Gramercy. 
He also comments on my current size, shape, and choice of outfit.
Jeffrey is expanding into the area of fashion consultant.
I love my belt, Jeffrey.Chaz Dean's remodel at La Mirada needs to be cold.
The budget for this job is frozen.
Mark the contractor however is feeling the heat.

Andrew is put in charge of applying the "get it done now" pressure.
At La Mirada he finds the contractor MIA and the workers MIA.
Andy hopes this challenge will reveal his managerial skill set.

Jeff wants to take over the decisions regarding Lisa's landscaping.
This Calabasas job needs to be done ASAP.
Vanina's "I bought 'em for her" Double Ds are shared with Lisa.
My HR self is now in full fail zone.