Cast Blog: #FLIPPINGOUT

Moles and Clogs and Boobs, Oh My!

Andy's "Monumental Meltdown"

Jenni Battles Lewd Snowmen

Jenni: "Crab Meat is Flying!"

Zoila was Kidnapped by "Inappropriate Aliens"

Gage and the Gramercy Drama

Jenni: Alianna is a Miracle

Jenni Talks Mini Cat Doors, Giant Paint Cans

Jeff's In-House Telenovela

Mammary Madness at Jeff Lewis Design

Jenni Talks Rough Nipples and Roller-Skating

Jeff Lewis Reflects on Monkey

Jeff and the L Word

"I Did Not Lie to Jeff."

Gage Doesn't Trust Andrew

Gage and Zoila's Endless Teasing

Jenni: Dreams Do Come True

Zoila's Tear-Filled Therapy Session

Jeff's New Boyfriend

Twist! Jeff Forgives Andrew - Ep 5

Jeff's Cockpit and Andy's Lying

Inspector Jeffrey

Andy, Andy, Andy

There is a Time and a Place

Workplace Etiquette

Jeff Lewis, Wedding Planner

Who's the Bitch?

My Wedding Heaven Meets Jeff's Cash Calculations

The Vagina Monologues

Get Your Kicks on Route Season 6

Survivor

Grammercy Gardens

Rapping Up Season 5

Truck Gas

Jeff Wants to be a Paint Star

Hey, You Never Know...

Queen of the House

We Talk to the Animals

Hanky Panky and Stinky Pink

Lupe, Lupe, Lupe!

Not Getting the Whole Big Apple

Moles and Clogs and Boobs, Oh My!

Episode 3: Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor counts down this week's top three moments.

Boobs, burritos, and loose moles… This may have been one of the grossest episodes of Flipping Out ever. (Yes, even grosser than when Zoila touched Monkey's hole.) Just another great day at Jeff Lewis' office!

No. 3 Holey Moley

While Zoila's molting moles may not be my favorite moment from the episode, it is by far the grossest. Who knew that would be the side effect of all her plastic surgery? Ew. And of course, in true Jeff Lewis fashion, no one could let it go. So throughout the entire episode all we hear about is how Zoila needs to changer her sheets in case there are moles on them or that maybe the reason the dog is sick is because he ate one of Zoila's moles. I think Trace's face of disgust during lunch said it all.

No. 2 Taco, Burrito…

And while Zoila's moles may be clogging the shower drain, Jeff and Gage both managed to clog the toilet. Again, ew. First Gage clogs the toilet and Jeff practically had a parade to announce it to the world. Seriously though, he even had a client call in a fake accent to taunt him about it. But really, Gage, did you have to share that it was a burrito gone wrong? That is just way too much information (plus it just creates a really gross visual).

Then the tide turns and Jeff gets caught trying to stealthily unclog the toilet, but of course nothing can be kept secret at Jeff Lewis' office for long. Zoila quickly reprimands Jeff about getting his "poo water" from the plunger all over the house. If you're still not grossed out yet, there's something terribly wrong with you. 

No. 1 Bosom Buddies

Nothing says you're a dear friend and a valued employee like getting them a boob job, right? Jeff's clearly hoping to get Zoila "hooker boobs" as NeNe Leakes would call them ("real high, nipples to the sky"). Those inspirational photos Jeff had Gage print out were of course ridiculous. (Did anyone catch that one of the photos was of Jodie Marsh?) In the end she decides on a facelift, although vaginal rejuvenation was also briefly considered. Zoila really does get the best birthday presents!

Next week Team JLD hits the strip club for Sarah's bachelorette and things get a little…uncomfortable for some. 

Jenni: "Crab Meat is Flying!"

Jenni dishes on the Lewis family food fight and the session with Dr. Donna.

THERE'S A NEW JENNI IN TOWN

At Gramercy Jeff is having naughty night nurse fantasies...
…about who is at my house, which he is happily sharing with the office.
The present state of my private parts is a cheery office topic.
No, no, and NO!
I am serving notice -- there is a new Jenni in town.
The out of control office antics have given a stern face to HR.

Jeff's paint line is flying off the shelves
Will more workers be needed at Jeff Lewis Design?

Lisa and Gary's Calabasas landscaping is a multiple choice challenge.
People need to agree.
Lisa wants us out, but we have plants to place, then plants to move, see the vision, and place somewhere else.
It's all about being specific.
Phase 2, which Lisa said would never happen…
Never say never.
We love you, Lisa!

Jeff doesn't stop encouraging Zoila to twerk at Gramercy. 
He also comments on my current size, shape, and choice of outfit.
Jeffrey is expanding into the area of fashion consultant.
I love my belt, Jeffrey.Chaz Dean's remodel at La Mirada needs to be cold.
The budget for this job is frozen.
Mark the contractor however is feeling the heat.

Andrew is put in charge of applying the "get it done now" pressure.
At La Mirada he finds the contractor MIA and the workers MIA.
Andy hopes this challenge will reveal his managerial skill set.

Jeff wants to take over the decisions regarding Lisa's landscaping.
This Calabasas job needs to be done ASAP.
Vanina's "I bought 'em for her" Double Ds are shared with Lisa.
My HR self is now in full fail zone.