Moles and Clogs and Boobs, Oh My!

Episode 3:'s Assistant Editor counts down this week's top three moments.

Boobs, burritos, and loose moles… This may have been one of the grossest episodes of Flipping Out ever. (Yes, even grosser than when Zoila touched Monkey's hole.) Just another great day at Jeff Lewis' office!

No. 3 Holey Moley

While Zoila's molting moles may not be my favorite moment from the episode, it is by far the grossest. Who knew that would be the side effect of all her plastic surgery? Ew. And of course, in true Jeff Lewis fashion, no one could let it go. So throughout the entire episode all we hear about is how Zoila needs to changer her sheets in case there are moles on them or that maybe the reason the dog is sick is because he ate one of Zoila's moles. I think Trace's face of disgust during lunch said it all.

No. 2 Taco, Burrito…

And while Zoila's moles may be clogging the shower drain, Jeff and Gage both managed to clog the toilet. Again, ew. First Gage clogs the toilet and Jeff practically had a parade to announce it to the world. Seriously though, he even had a client call in a fake accent to taunt him about it. But really, Gage, did you have to share that it was a burrito gone wrong? That is just way too much information (plus it just creates a really gross visual).

Then the tide turns and Jeff gets caught trying to stealthily unclog the toilet, but of course nothing can be kept secret at Jeff Lewis' office for long. Zoila quickly reprimands Jeff about getting his "poo water" from the plunger all over the house. If you're still not grossed out yet, there's something terribly wrong with you. 

No. 1 Bosom Buddies

Nothing says you're a dear friend and a valued employee like getting them a boob job, right? Jeff's clearly hoping to get Zoila "hooker boobs" as NeNe Leakes would call them ("real high, nipples to the sky"). Those inspirational photos Jeff had Gage print out were of course ridiculous. (Did anyone catch that one of the photos was of Jodie Marsh?) In the end she decides on a facelift, although vaginal rejuvenation was also briefly considered. Zoila really does get the best birthday presents!

Next week Team JLD hits the strip club for Sarah's bachelorette and things get a little…uncomfortable for some. 

Jenni: "Crab Meat is Flying!"

Jenni dishes on the Lewis family food fight and the session with Dr. Donna.


At Gramercy Jeff is having naughty night nurse fantasies...
…about who is at my house, which he is happily sharing with the office.
The present state of my private parts is a cheery office topic.
No, no, and NO!
I am serving notice -- there is a new Jenni in town.
The out of control office antics have given a stern face to HR.

Jeff's paint line is flying off the shelves
Will more workers be needed at Jeff Lewis Design?

Lisa and Gary's Calabasas landscaping is a multiple choice challenge.
People need to agree.
Lisa wants us out, but we have plants to place, then plants to move, see the vision, and place somewhere else.
It's all about being specific.
Phase 2, which Lisa said would never happen…
Never say never.
We love you, Lisa!

Jeff doesn't stop encouraging Zoila to twerk at Gramercy. 
He also comments on my current size, shape, and choice of outfit.
Jeffrey is expanding into the area of fashion consultant.
I love my belt, Jeffrey.Chaz Dean's remodel at La Mirada needs to be cold.
The budget for this job is frozen.
Mark the contractor however is feeling the heat.

Andrew is put in charge of applying the "get it done now" pressure.
At La Mirada he finds the contractor MIA and the workers MIA.
Andy hopes this challenge will reveal his managerial skill set.

Jeff wants to take over the decisions regarding Lisa's landscaping.
This Calabasas job needs to be done ASAP.
Vanina's "I bought 'em for her" Double Ds are shared with Lisa.
My HR self is now in full fail zone.

Gramercy is keeping new hire Katrina busy with the paint line.
The work load is huge and she needs help.
Gage likes the good stress of it all.

Scott, Jeff's attorney, plans a big dinner for Jeff's dad's birthday.
He has been Tom's attorney for 30 years.
Jeff thinks a booze cruise around the harbor sounds like a plan.
Newport Beach are you ready for us?
A small problem due to someone's lack of nautical skills…
The boats have escaped!
Jeff blames his lack of censor on his family's standard of behavior.
Two boats and a food fight are their way to party hearty.
Crab meat is flying!
Yes, that is me (now a momma) throwing food and having fun misbehaving.
Even the HR "buzzkill" needs an outlet.
There goes my Mom off camera running to church to light some large candles.
Praying for me that maturity is better late than never.
Andy is now instructed by Jeff to be contractor Mark's worst nightmare.
"I'll crack your balls" is Andy's idea of in charge speak.

Gramercy welcomes new intern Romy to help Katrina.
Hope she is a survivor in Jeff Lewis Design's world of cray cray.
Gage thinks the toilet rules may be a cause for no return.

Mark's young son is visiting the La Mirada job site.
Will he need therapy after watching Andy in full managerial mode? 

Jeff and I interview potential remodel clients in Westwood.
Nikki and Robbie are both dentists and reluctantly agree when Jeff talks price.
The hard, cold, cash, remodel facts can be a dream buster.
Jeff is just the messenger, and it's not always fun. 

Andy is trying to break the new intern.
He wants her gone.
I read Jeff a list with the requirements for successful leaders.
The harsh reality is adult behavior will now be required.

On the La Mirada job site my limits are tested.
You do what you have to do.
Hand washing and dedication are the name of the game.Jeff thinks Andy's babysitting Mark has done the trick and things are moving.
Romy our newbie quit -- she lasted one day.
Everyone does not think it's a beautiful day at Jeff Lewis' office.
Honestly, HR is seriously concerned about the current office atmosphere.

Chaz does a check it out walk through at La Mirada.
Andy gets applause, Jeff is thrilled.

Gramercy is group focused ordering Jeff's undies online.
Jeff thinks his old ones will be a fun face mask for Megan.
She loudly disagrees while ripping them off -- I write Jeff up.
Jeff is informed that his idea of joking is abusive by Dr. Donna his therapist.
We need her help to get the office behavior in sync with sanity.
Dr. Donna tells Jeff he is the leader and needs to set an example.
She tells me to be comfortable stating, "Get out!"
I can do this, Deb to the rescue.
There's a new Jenni at Jeff Lewis Design.
New rules, new day.
Zoila reads her list of complaints: "Please don't call me fat piggy."
Andrew needs to remove the porno he's sharing from his iPad.
Oh no they didn't.
To make it a beautiful day at Jeff Lewis' office is going to take some serious work.