No. 2 Jenni Pulos, Pole Dancer

Jeff found Jenni's pole dancing to be, well...unsexy. Especially when compared to Sarah and her friends. And while it may not have been super sexy, it was pretty hilarious. I would have given her all my dollar bills for that chicken-dance like routine. Or at the very least some Sacajawea coins. 

But perhaps the reason Jenni wasn't "turning it out" (besides the fact that Jeff was there, because come on, what hasn't he seen at this point) was because that was actually her notorious alter ego, Deb, performing! I could see Deb's dance going in that direction, less of a pole dance and more of a dance around a pole.