Don't be afraid to list seemingly unrelated talents/skills/family perks on your resume. That one intern managed to make up for her lateness (which as we know from moment No. 2 does not go over well with Jeff) by revealing she has access to unlimited free tequila thanks to her family business. I think if she had said she used to be a bartender and can make specialty margaritas and martinis, she would have sealed the deal.
And of course many interns later, no one is hired. Maybe they're holding out for someone who can get them free vodka?
The team is going to need the help though, since next week Jeff's client shortens his deadline from three months to one.