Jeff's Cockpit and Andy's Lying

Jenni regrets her choice of words when comparing sexual mileage with Jeff.


Andrew just quit, and we are shorthanded.
Jeff says his dad told him “a duck is a duck”... then what is Andrew?
Lisa G.’s place is in the final phase (boxes and boxes...).
Andy’s lying is the office hot topic.
Jeff’s concern about my relationship continues.
He gives marriage advice including “tick tock, tick tock.”
Laura’s Venice remodel is taking twice as long as we expected.
No project manager leads to contractor gone wild.
Lists and lists from us are ignored, more changes and upcharges from Roberto.
Jeff gives a deadline.
Laura, saving on a project manager has gotten very expensive and given Jeff lots of headaches.

Gage tries to raise the workplace bar while interviewing Andrew replacements.
Jeff says my pre-wedding diet is not working.
I want curves... do I look fat?
Andrew calls Jeff and suggests eating and talking.
He promises not to throw things.
Gage is seriously worried a gun might be involved.
We are all requested to attend.
Vanina talks dimensions with Roberto and stands her ground.
Jeff is impressed.
Lots of bodies have been thrown under Roberto’s blame game bus.
Am I overweight? Wedding dress concerns! I ask Lisa G.
Lisa G. tells Jeff he has a big heart
He says not to tell anyone.
Jeff and I do comparisons of all kinds of mileage.
He says I am low mileage.
Hear that, mom?
Did I say Jeff...cockpit...
You did not hear that, mom. Nancy our house manager and former LAPD officer gives the staff a checkup.
Zoila’s past is exposed.

I have some Deb-inspired moments with Roberto on the phone.
My wedding dress designer says I need to get rid of five pounds.
Andrew returns to West Knoll and tells us he has no grip on reality.
We don’t know what to believe.
Jeff gives him a second chance.
Welcome back, Andrew!
We go to Jeff's grandmother’s house, "Oh my grandson is a pain in the..." 
There are similarities.

Jeff tells Gage if he wants to start looking for an apartment he can do that now.


Jenni: "Crab Meat is Flying!"

Jenni dishes on the Lewis family food fight and the session with Dr. Donna.


At Gramercy Jeff is having naughty night nurse fantasies...
…about who is at my house, which he is happily sharing with the office.
The present state of my private parts is a cheery office topic.
No, no, and NO!
I am serving notice -- there is a new Jenni in town.
The out of control office antics have given a stern face to HR.

Jeff's paint line is flying off the shelves
Will more workers be needed at Jeff Lewis Design?

Lisa and Gary's Calabasas landscaping is a multiple choice challenge.
People need to agree.
Lisa wants us out, but we have plants to place, then plants to move, see the vision, and place somewhere else.
It's all about being specific.
Phase 2, which Lisa said would never happen…
Never say never.
We love you, Lisa!

Jeff doesn't stop encouraging Zoila to twerk at Gramercy. 
He also comments on my current size, shape, and choice of outfit.
Jeffrey is expanding into the area of fashion consultant.
I love my belt, Jeffrey.Chaz Dean's remodel at La Mirada needs to be cold.
The budget for this job is frozen.
Mark the contractor however is feeling the heat.

Andrew is put in charge of applying the "get it done now" pressure.
At La Mirada he finds the contractor MIA and the workers MIA.
Andy hopes this challenge will reveal his managerial skill set.

Jeff wants to take over the decisions regarding Lisa's landscaping.
This Calabasas job needs to be done ASAP.
Vanina's "I bought 'em for her" Double Ds are shared with Lisa.
My HR self is now in full fail zone.

Gramercy is keeping new hire Katrina busy with the paint line.
The work load is huge and she needs help.
Gage likes the good stress of it all.

Scott, Jeff's attorney, plans a big dinner for Jeff's dad's birthday.
He has been Tom's attorney for 30 years.
Jeff thinks a booze cruise around the harbor sounds like a plan.
Newport Beach are you ready for us?
A small problem due to someone's lack of nautical skills…
The boats have escaped!
Jeff blames his lack of censor on his family's standard of behavior.
Two boats and a food fight are their way to party hearty.
Crab meat is flying!
Yes, that is me (now a momma) throwing food and having fun misbehaving.
Even the HR "buzzkill" needs an outlet.
There goes my Mom off camera running to church to light some large candles.
Praying for me that maturity is better late than never.
Andy is now instructed by Jeff to be contractor Mark's worst nightmare.
"I'll crack your balls" is Andy's idea of in charge speak.

Gramercy welcomes new intern Romy to help Katrina.
Hope she is a survivor in Jeff Lewis Design's world of cray cray.
Gage thinks the toilet rules may be a cause for no return.

Mark's young son is visiting the La Mirada job site.
Will he need therapy after watching Andy in full managerial mode? 

Jeff and I interview potential remodel clients in Westwood.
Nikki and Robbie are both dentists and reluctantly agree when Jeff talks price.
The hard, cold, cash, remodel facts can be a dream buster.
Jeff is just the messenger, and it's not always fun. 

Andy is trying to break the new intern.
He wants her gone.
I read Jeff a list with the requirements for successful leaders.
The harsh reality is adult behavior will now be required.

On the La Mirada job site my limits are tested.
You do what you have to do.
Hand washing and dedication are the name of the game.Jeff thinks Andy's babysitting Mark has done the trick and things are moving.
Romy our newbie quit -- she lasted one day.
Everyone does not think it's a beautiful day at Jeff Lewis' office.
Honestly, HR is seriously concerned about the current office atmosphere.

Chaz does a check it out walk through at La Mirada.
Andy gets applause, Jeff is thrilled.

Gramercy is group focused ordering Jeff's undies online.
Jeff thinks his old ones will be a fun face mask for Megan.
She loudly disagrees while ripping them off -- I write Jeff up.
Jeff is informed that his idea of joking is abusive by Dr. Donna his therapist.
We need her help to get the office behavior in sync with sanity.
Dr. Donna tells Jeff he is the leader and needs to set an example.
She tells me to be comfortable stating, "Get out!"
I can do this, Deb to the rescue.
There's a new Jenni at Jeff Lewis Design.
New rules, new day.
Zoila reads her list of complaints: "Please don't call me fat piggy."
Andrew needs to remove the porno he's sharing from his iPad.
Oh no they didn't.
To make it a beautiful day at Jeff Lewis' office is going to take some serious work.