At Gramercy Jeff finds bronzer on his schedule and says it matches...Megan.
Andy wants to know: "Who is she?"
Megan seems to be taking her Jeff Lewis Design learning curve in stride.
Client Kelly Wagner and Jeff go way back, so he thinks her remodel will be a quickie.
She has a new boyfriend and a fixed budget for Jeff's services.
Jeff volunteers TMI: cuddling is not his thing
Saying Gage gets lucky on his birthday.
Jeff wants to give a present of new breasts to Vanina.
He thinks it will put an end to her boyfriend breakup tears.
As head of Human Resources I have my doubts.
Is this really what should transpire in an office?
Jeff's focus is fixed on Double D.
"Great specials" is music to Jeff's ears.
He is on the phone breast shopping.
This man wants serious breasts for his buck.
"Oh my God that's the best gift ever!"
Is that a voice from the clinic on speaker?
I put my head down and try to type.
Why does the room feel like its spinning?
Zoila and Andy join in the mammary madness.
Jeff is obsessed times ten with breasts.
I tell him big jugs on a small frame are just lame.
Jeff discusses my breasts and how I display them.
I contemplate writing up my boss and complaining to myself.The Wagner remodel has a complication – rats.
Frank is not enthusiastic about banishing the vermin and their poop.
It's all about the insulation.
Where did work ethic go?
Human Resources (me) questions:
Should the size of Vanina's breasts be center stage in our work place?
Vanina is modeling sizes in the office.
Jeff says stripper boobs will help her find a man.
HR at Jeff Lewis Design is an exercise in frustration.
Jeff wants to write me up because I'm fat…I'm pregnant, Jeff.
Shopping for the Wagner remodel
Client Kelly tells the Asian salesman she has a problem with Asian toilets.
Jeff questions this as a price reducing technique.
To C section or not to C section, that is one of our lunch questions.
I am currently a large target for inappropriate office commentary.
And lunch becomes the Vagina Monologues.
Jeff weighs in on what he thinks are my private part concerns.
Andy presents himself as a location expert.
"Hot dog in a hallway" …he has now, again, taken it too far.
I think this office needs a form with warnings for potential hires.
Can you handle the free fall in the no boundary land of Jeff Lewis Design?
Jeff repeats "tight, tight hallway" and I would like to hide but I am huge.
Doctor Evans talks about symmetry.
Andy also is a breast supporter and go big or go home is his mantra.
Jeff stresses the importance of a large impression.
390 seems to be the magic number.
Vanina changed her mind to 360 and Jeff is distressed.
Andy wants to do some of the jobs Jeff has assigned to Megan.
He thinks crossing the line of appropriate with her is venting.
Megan is not amused with his "black caulk" and hole in the wall activity.Jeff and Megan are in Pacific Palisades with new clients.
Hania and Amir Yazdi are getting a million dollar remodel.
Jeff is hoping Hania's large breasts will inspire Vanina.
The rat problem in the insulation on the Wagner job site has Jeff and Frank squaring off.
I ask Jeff to be aware of what he is saying in respect to worker safety.
At YOUnique the medical spa Vanina's mom Anna Maria questions her wanting implants.
She has never had surgery.
Doctor Fine understands the fears and there are tears.
Megan thinks lunch has a starring role at Jeff Lewis Design.
Jeff says the lady in the grocery store says he's puffy.
He tells Zoila, "No dinners...we are fat."
Zoila has a problem with that "we."
Vanina heads to the recovery center and I almost fall out of a door.
Jeff wants to know the size of his purchase.
Group visit to Vanina at the recovery center.
As head of HR at Jeff Lewis Design I feel like a failing parent.
Andrew's fascination with Vanina's new rack gets him a write up.
Vanina says she has no regrets and is extremely happy.
I breathe a sigh of relief.
Location Wagner Remodel: Jim and Kelly have an over budget discussion with Jeff.
I offer my house as shelter for a week during construction to keep down expenses.Andrew knows he should not be singing a "beaver" song to Megan.
He is reported.
She is horrified with his crude creativity.
Andrew already has a large file of previous infractions.
I attempt to make him understand this behavior could get litigious.
He apologizes to Megan but cannot resist crossing the line immediately.
Jeff's is obsessed with his gift to Vanina.
Gage even looked...and felt ashamed.
Jeff is looking at Double D reality and is over the moon.
Arizona, here comes Jeff Lewis Design!
Jeff's grandmother goes on the attack, and I'm the target.