Name: Andrew Coleman
Position: Design Assistant
- Saying Jenni's vagina will be "like a hot dog in a hallway" post childbirth
- Teasing Megan about "dark, black caulk"
- Discussing little person scouting with the VP of Dunn Edwards
- Lewd discussion of "topiary balls"
- Lying to Jeff
- Lewd discussion of "length and girth" of cabinet pulls
- Saying he'd "rather slurp rancid tuna fish salad out of Nancy's ass"