We couldn't choose what we loved more Courtney Kerr's amazing ability to rattle off facts on nearly any subject or Glenn Pakulak's ridiculous stomach. But actually we can be thankful for an image that let's us celebrate both.

Because of the Skinny Italian's bird-buying endeavors, we now know the final thoughts of our poor poultry.

Someone make these kids some friendship bracelets, because as long as their pals, to Watch What Happens Live like this will happen.

Bless the following: Bethenny Frankel, Jeffery Alan Marks and Ross Cassidy, and linkTamra Barney for not being shy when it comes to bathing in front of the cameras. Thank you for coming clean you sexy beasts!

Has anyone else noticed that Lisa Vanderpump has become the Darrell Hammond of Housewives? The girl can channel the voice of Kim Richards to a tee and did a pretty decent Allison DuBois at Kyle's séance. Thank you Lisa, for your myriad talents.

It was a close call.

Are you feeling sad? Watch this Most Eligible Dallas clip and never feel that way again. Your dog wishes he was so fashionable.

God bless you girl, you've found your calling, and it is playing the part of hybrid fish-person.

Phaedra Parks' is always telling us things we should know, and particularly now that she's entering into such an incredible new endeavor as the funeral biz, we have so much more to learn about -- like prayer cloths. Let's all be thankful we can pray in peace now.

Obviously, every Housewives single is a special snowflake with it's own merits and delights, but there's something about Melissa Gorga's track. Perhaps it's because it was such an important plot point, and the result of Joe Gorga's personalized studio. Or perhaps we adore it because it brought The Real Housewives of New Jersey recapper Jay Mohr to song. Whatever the reason, it certainly keeps us from feeling the weight of the world pushing down on us.

Teresa may not be thankful for her, but what would the world be without New Jersey's youngest hell-raiser terrorizing us so delightfully.

We don't want to celebrate in the tears of others -- but you can't spell tears without art.

Three cheers for a season worth of slings and zings from the Hugh-nibrow. Hugh Acheson was a magnificent addition to the Judges' Table, and his blogs, with their Kafka references and peeks into the Acheson psyche are always a joy.

Honestly, let's thank the television sensors for allowing Andy to pass out goodies like poppers and allowing people dressed as slutty boy scouts to bob for breast implants .

You left us too soon Work of Art's evil genius. Too soon.

Have you met Jenni's alter-ego "Deb"? If not, let her spell something out perversely for you.

Even when he's wrecking havoc on the Bravo offices, he's still the cutest thing around.

The show (and Brad Goreski doing adorable things like sitting on his boyfriend's lap and talking about clothes) will be here sooner than you think -- January 2 at 10/9 C.

Anytime Jennifer Coolidge wants a dress from Chris March, we will support it. The Mad Fashion episode focused on her Mardi Gras gown was a true delight. Also we're extremely thankful that her incident at the dog park was not true.