A present to herself, and in effect to the entire world, as they finally answered the question: "What do $25,000 sunglasses look like?"

Jill Zarin, this drag queen's LuAnn's performance is for you!

Rodger knows by now that the way to a fashionable woman's heart is usually diamonds and the 10 carat cushion-cut diamond ring he gave to Ms. Zoe for birthing his son surely was worth OMG-ing over.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is a gift in and of itself, so when it came time for our favorite tri-staters to celebrate Christmas, they did it big. There was a toy Mercedes, popcorn machines, watches, cars, re-engagement rings, and, lest we not forget, the in-home studio that gave life to "On Display."

Lisa probably doesn't have to worry about Pandora forgetting that "mommy loves her" with a bracelet like this.

How do you know someone loves you if they don't put a giant portrait of you sporting an afro in their bar?

Kyle said it and we'll echo the sentiment -- if Mohammed wants to throw us a party for any old thing we're fine. Camels, mermaids, Kyle Richards doing the split (though to be fair that happens at a lot of parties), Mohammed gifted Pandora truly the best engagement shindig you've ever seen.

Here's how to get the home fires burning after a trip out of town -- give your man a sensual massage, Ramona Singer-style.