Who knew it was so hard to be Suzanne Somers? She must be exhausted running that empire of hers, what with all those homemade sugar substitutes, Thigh Masters, and baubles. I've always had a dream to leave my successful stand-up comedy career behind, and become a sell-out. What's it gonna take for you people? But we'll get to my taking over the world of merchandising in a bit.
First, on the homefront: So, I'm trying to get my mom to move into my house, and it's been like that book "He's Just Not That Into You" because I feel like with my mom, I'm dating a dude who's kind of leading me on, but I think he's got other chicks on the side. My mom is also doing that book "The Rules," where she plays hard to get, and I have to keep calling her, trying not to sound too desperate on the phone.
My favorite thing is that my mom told me she didn't want to decide right away if she wanted to come live with me because she "wanted to take a few years to think about it." She's 86. I'm not going to press her for an answer until she's into her early 120s -- you can't rush these things. I would have to wait for my mom's response until after my gig in my hometown of Chicago.
you have the nastiest mouth i have ever heard next to paris h you ruined the A-LIST for me and others they should have called it the XXX-AWARDS.
Hi Kathy, I love your show and love to watch you in anything you do. Your so freakin halirious. And I love the way you tell it like it is. You make watching TV worth my time. I do have a question. The A list award show that you hosted tonight, which by the way You were the show, you definitly carried the show. Nice job. My question is what was the name of the guy or group that performed on the show? They were awesome I love the sound of their music kind sounded like something out of the 80's gendre.
Thank you Kathy, I really hope to meet you in person sometime, that would be the coolest thing ever.
Rose from Ceres, CA
HEY KATHY..........JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ROCKED THE BRAVO A-LIST AWARDS. YOU CRACK ME UP. I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I GOT SO CLOSE TO YOU GUYS THAT I CRIED WHEN YOUR DAD DIED AND YOU WENT TO IRELAND AND BOUGHT EVERYONE DRINKS WITH YOUR LAST NAME. YOU DELT WITH IT WELL AND I WANTED TO HUG YOU FOR THAT. YOUR SO HONEST ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND HOW YOU FEEL, I WOULD IMAGINE IT IS A BALL TO WORK FOR YOU. IF YOU EVER NEED THE SKILLS OF A BARTENDER/WEDDING SINGER PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I'M YOUR GIRL!!!! YOU FUCKING ROCK AND DON'T LET ANYBODY TELL YOU DIFFERENT......LOVE YA HUN
kathy, why are you below the wives of new jersey when you should be at the top of the blog list???? love you and your show. :)
I love you Kathy. Would you please think about comeing to.Fort Smith, Arkansas.I think your great.Your always in my heart and always on my A+++++++++ List your a star... love ya...... Dewayne Wells
YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD!! I LOVE YOU, YOU CRACK ME UP! I WISH YOU WERE PRESIDENT.. LOL..
I LOVE KATHY, I AM BRAZILIAN SO I CANT SPELL REALLY WELL, SO ANYWAYS, I AM DIEING TO SEE YOU LIVE IN BOSTON, BUT UNFORTUNATELLY I HAVE TO WORK ON THAT FRIDAY OF YOUR SHOW, I THINK I HAVE SEEN EVERRY SINGLE EPISODE OF YOUR SHOW ON BRAVO TV. I'D LOVE TO GO SEE YOU IF YOU COULD PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO SUBSTITUTE ME AT WORK I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GO SEE YOU LIVE, YOU ARE MY FAAVORITE, I TELL MY MOTHER ABOUT YOU AND THAT IS THE ONLY TIME THAT I CAN MAKE HER LAUGHT, I LOVE YOU.
Kathy...I'm scrolling down the list of characters on this Bravo site and you're like way down close to the bottom? What gives...I tell ya, you get no respect!
I told my blog community that I never watched your show till this week. I can't believe what all I've been missing.
I just been dissin' ya all this time. Anyhow I love the relationship you have with your mom. I see there's some sweetness underneath all the Bravado you swing with.
I promise I will no longer miss another show of yours from here on out. peace.
OMG kathy you rule, not even kidding, thou if i was kidding that would be rude, just like dr. phil. thats right, i said it! dr. phil has created the future serial killers of the world.
anyway, getting back to what i was saying, you are totaly awesome and i hope you get an emmy so those other A-listers can suck it! hope to see you sometime kathy, byby!
Kathie....u r my inspiration. ne time something bad happens 2 me I just think W.W.K.D. nd I can luk on the bright side of the situation. Kathie Griffin life on the B-list next season??!!....
I just Love you and your show! I could be your funny sidekick, marketer, AND cook! You just make my day and make me laugh! Can't get enough of ya! YOU SHOULD HAVE WON THE OSCAR!!!!!!!!!!!! FO SURE!New Mexico is the new LA! We have a more gays in Santa Fe than San Fran, CA. You should do a show here. You would definitely get on the A list!
Why can''t I find more (uncut) video on you Kathy, I loave you and so does my wife. See you in October in Chi - town, how about a one on one or two that is ?????
Kathy: U are too funny and a billboard for self-truth. Eve without her leaves....u bare all and tempt us with the fruit of your humor: self deprivation and critical mass(acre). Love it! Been there/Done that! Got no friends left! But I do have a great daughter and a 3-legged cat named Busta" and seriously we adore you... Thankyou for cracking us up EVERY week! When in Cleveland-come visit!!
Kathy, I admire your candor! Your appearance at the Apollo still has my balls laughing. I am your token white guy and I am "down with the brown." And I have the gays behind us!!! Keep it up! Muchos Besos!
Long blog (my first blog) but one that felt worth the effort….
Kathy, I am from the WYO and am currently living in Wyoming. I have met Mathew Shepard's brother, know people who knew Matt quite well, and even those who were at the Bar on that fateful night. Anyway, I know how you can REALLY get the people (not just your Gays) up and fighting for the cause!!
After Matthew was gone, you are aware of many remembrance ceremonies held all over the country, but you may not know that there remains one an annual “gathering” held during UW’s Football Home Coming Game. This “gathering” is put on by a Right wing religious zealot. He and his gather on the followers, gather on Grand Ave on the way to the stadium holding up signs. These signs include sayings like: “God Hates Fags,” “He deserved it,” “Mathew Shepard is STILL burning in hell.”
It can only be described as a disgusting disrespectful bigoted display of ignorance! My friends and I were driving to the game one year and in response to their chant “God hates fags,” I yelled “God hates Hate.” My friend on the other hand hocked a huge loogie at the crowd. If hearing about Mathew makes you cry… seeing that despicable display might make you want and/or do the same.
Also a personal request, please take some time to speak with the UW student body. Wyoming may be forever considered a “Conservative Republic State” as far as the Electoral College goes, but I know that you will find that the students attending are open minded accepting, and very few actually have an accent. Don’t let the world consider me and my fellow Wyomingites the perpetrators or proponents of hate crimes, but rather as the hard working, accepting, free thinking individuals I know and love. The Laramie Project was a much skewed for television version about the people and beliefs of “The Equality State”!! When Prop 8 rolls around, my fiancé and I will be voting on behalf of love not hate.
Kathy, I urge you to go to Laramie, WY not just to promote equality, but to shine a light on ignorance. Go Norma! Go Norma Gay!
FYI, to my knowledge that so called “man of God” is not from Wyoming, so if he can make the trip down I-80Hate, perhaps you can help pave the road to acceptance.
***PLEASE PLEASE only contact the family, who still resided win Laramie while I was there, via mail. They may or may not outwardly accept your invitation. They loved Mathew dearly, but do not need anymore publicity, but they will, I’m sure, appreciate your support. ******
Go Pokes! (Cowboys/Cowpokes…get you mind out of the gutter!)
Sincere Advocacy, Cali-Wyo
Why the hell are you so far down on the list of celebs to blog??? I almost went blind looking for you. AND Your seperated from your whole team of assistants (you come after them!!!) I'll have to talk to someone at bravo about this for you. :)
I love you, you are the best comedian out there and I can't get enought of you & your show. If you ever need a new assistant, you just let me know. ;) Me and my 5 dogs could make a great addition!!!
Thanks for all the laughts. & Keep on doin what you do, Heidi
I just have to say one thing, well a couple things lol My sister gave me as a gift the Kathy Griffin book let me tell you I Love it, it's so good I can't believe how positive of a person you are after going through so much. May I say I truely and deeply admire you love all the bull talk and all. Hope every one enjoys this book ! thanks for writing such an amazing book
For years I've thought Kathy Griffithen was un-funny and generally of low IQ.
But now I realize she's almost as smart as everyone else in Hollywood think she's pretty funny, with Bette Midler and everything, and that she's just bitter at her Mom and also Jesus for changing water into wine.
For years I've thought Kathy Griffithen was un-funny and generally of low IQ.
But now I realize she's almost as smart as everyone else in Hollywood & think she's pretty funny with Bette Midler and everything, and that she's just bitter at her Mom and also Jesus for changing water into wine.
I am watching Kathys show tonight and found out the Champs died and watching Kathy cry over his death made me so sad. I know how it is to lose a pet and my heart goes out to her. Plus I want to add KATHY you rock and my and my partner LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!