*Cameron Diaz/Justin Timberlake -- Two egos fighting it out for the limelight. Not good. Especially when the woman is older and that biological clock is ticking (Aww, can't a man just party without the commitment? -- Pshaw).
*Pam Anderson/Kid Rock -- Some people just never let their ex's go (ahem, Tommy). Love is an addiction, especially for a drama girl. Plus, when poised with the choice to stay in Malibu or move to the MIDWEST...? I'm sorry, but that tan-orexic is not trading her "Baywatch" gear for skis.
*Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillipe -- When a man's career falters ever so slightly, and the woman's excels, there's a power shift. The man tends to rebel by looking elsewhere (see: Chad Lowe/Hilary Swank). At least he's not asking for spousal support..
. -Love Always, Patti