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Seacrest Conspiracy Theory
"Oprah and Ryan Seacrest are conspiring against me. I feel like Ryan Seacrest is trying to mess with my head through the screen."
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Put It In the Books
"Oprah, by not booking me for the last few years, is that legally considered conspiracy...to kill? It's a felony that she has not has me on yet, I mean since the last time I was on."
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Cheater
"Maya Angelou is a plagiarist."
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Is There A Doctor In the House
"Doctor Phil is NOT a real doctor."
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Kathy's Totally Brillz
"I was a gifted student and accepted to Harvard Law."
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That Blows
"I blew Zack from Zack & Cody."
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True Story
"Britney Spears is a hermaphrodite (and I can prove it.)"
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A Shot In the Dark
"I think Jeremy Piven raped some girl on Ellen."
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