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The Citrus Scent of 'Kathy'
The staff explains how they ward off the odd smells from the Probst show.
Mar 21I don’t want to brag, but I have some pretty great citrus trees. It’s not a brag, because the trees are the ones doing all the work. Sometimes I open an orange or lemon and I say to myself, out loud, like a crazy person, “How in the world does nature make something so perfect? I mean holy sh--!” And then the moms in the park make sure their kids stay away from me.
Where I’m going is, I try to bring everybody an orange or lemon, so we have something bright and cheery on our desks. They also add a nice scent to the office, which is good, because the Probst offices next door have an unusual stench seeping through our walls. Maybe Jeff has a stomach problem he contracted on one of his Survivor seasons. Borneo can be a bitch.
Citrus isn’t just for smelling. It prevents scurvy, which also might explain the scent coming from the Probst office. Honestly, at first we thought it was the bathrooms or people cooking broccoli, but it’s not. They have something really wrong with them. They should do a segment on their show about it and get it fixed. That’s all. Who wants some lemonade?
I had to google scurvy, and I'm a little scared now. I'll take some of that lemonade.
I have to say Jeff Probst is definitely the strangest talk show host to ever be aired.....he didn't get the memo for one of his more somber topics recently and was smiling and laughing constantly....his face was never without dimples showing.....discussing a persons missing limbs due to whatever reason should be handled more somber....i was so disgusted, i have not watched again, nor will i watch again....what style of interview is this guy going for?? He comes off phony, too happy, and almost robotic with his guests....so uncomfortable to watch.....his upbeat put on personna looks like he drank two red bulls and downed two 5-hr energy bottles....like the energizer bunny...in addition to trying to be a male cheerleader, he comes off a bit choir boy....but then that puts images of when he is alone, he probably stumps his toe and cussses strings of obsceneties.....I believe he would benefit from that lemon master cleanse we have heard about on the BHHW.......mix him some up so he can get rid of all that crap
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