Cheerio to London and Kell-O!
"I went to my Dr. and his receptionist asked me if I had ever used a vibrator. "Of course," I replied."
Starting my morning with Ilario looking super fly on the couch (can you believe we bought matching Indian Kirta's on Portobello Road earlier in the week?) How convenient... it is not easy to leave a 3,000 square foot hotel room with Ilario hanging out at 7 AM after a long night of fashion parties.
One of the things you did not see was Robyn, Emily & I actually all got married to Ilario - he did everything with us. Finally he had to make a list of rules because handling three black-haired PR Chicks - well, it is a full time job. He made all of our reservations, sorted all of our cars, got dates for the girls, he was super concierge. We kissed a lot and it was fun. Sometimes I wonder if Ilario and I should just jump back into it. We played house over the Christmas holidays for about three weeks. Wouldn't it be odd after all of this time we actually got back together full time? Hmmmmmmm.
YABA DABBA DOOOOOO!!!!!! Jeremy Scott - has been my client for over 7 years and we always have a super blast together - pushing the boundaries of pop art, fashion, provocation and communication. The Misshapes did the music for the show - I wish you could have heard all of the Flinstones samples.
If You Have To Cry Go Outside
My book hit the NY Times and National Best Seller lists just a few weeks back, so all of that hard work really paid off. I was very strict about when and where Meredith Bryan and I worked on the book. I felt it was wrong to be writing my book on my clients' time in the office. Meredith Bryan and I always worked after 9 PM or on the weekends. It was a huge relief to hand in the book. One of my favorite parts is the 12 steps to starting your own religion!!!
Finally a big shout out to the Tribe of Women, The Gays and Vibrators, seriously. I went to my Dr. and his receptionist asked me if I had ever used a vibrator. "Of course," I replied. She asked me to go to the store to buy one for her as she was too embarrassed to go on her own and the internet was not an option as she was afraid her teenage son would intercept the mail. So I went around the corner to my neighborhood store - TOYS IN BABELAND - had a great time and picked out a wonderful gift for her and some extras to boot!!!
Just today I received a package from JimmyJane - www.jimmyjane.com - a 24 karat gold vibrator which they say is a favorite of Kate Moss and Dita Von Teese - so there you have it - no good deed goes unnoticed. Also I want to say - kudos to Bravo for putting this on the air - sexual pleasure should celebrated - sex toys are accessories to life and sexual pleasure. Hey, it's Kell on Earth - what's all the buzz about it? Get it?!!!