Kello-O. What You Need to Know.

"She [Vorhees] says that no one could survive PR unless they were Superman on amphetamines. To be honest, proper dress code and common sense would have been enough. "

1. Stephanie V. had worked for years in PR. Yes, it is true. Don't you think it is super strange that she is making it seem like this is her first time at the rodeo? This woman was being paid more than 45K per year.

2. This Vorhees situation seemed to be going on for weeks on end when in fact it was less than 10 days of drama - TV simply spreads things out.

3. Elide - I mean, puleeze. She and her friends were stealing beer and champagne and I had to pay the hotel back. No way? Yes way. Also she was sooo out of it -- she left her cell phone in my bag that night and a football team of dudes were drunk dialing her on her phone in my bag in my room in the middle of the night. This is what sounded the alarm and sent us looking for her

4. We love the power girl army and the helicopters - Meredith Bryan, the co-author of my book, "If You Have to Cry, Go Outside" was terrified to ride on that copter.

5. I love when my clients agree to wear headresses!!!! Props to Greg Alterman, owner of Alternative for joining me.

6. Never trust someone with Britney Spears tattoos. Who does that? Ugh.

7. What is up with my assistant, Andrew? Does he really think that fixing a printer is misery? Please. He needs to work more to understand the true meaning of misery. Misery is not wearing overalls and staring at a 20,000 dollar printer and not knowing what to do.

8. I am so happy that I went to the Jonas Brothers with Ava instead of firing Elide - this is time management well done.

9. Ava had an amzing time at the Jonas Brothers concert and she twisted the night away with her peers - super fun to watch.

10. Robyn lowered the boom on Elide - well done, Berks - so ovah being lied to by 20 somethings. Can you say bor-ing snor-ing?

11. Bye Bye, Vorhees. Not to be mean, but this was the most painful 2 weeks of my life -- watching her in action and watching the show only prolonged my pain. Did she fire herself?!!!! OMG. LMAO

12. She says that no one could survive PR unless they were Superman on amphetamines. To be honest, proper dress code and common sense would have been enough.

13. I love Robyn's exit at the firing of Steph V. She says, "OK, I have to go." Berkley becomes a minimalist. Ouch.

14. Vorhees is apparently now selling real estate.

15. Did you see how sweet Skinner was jumping up and down with glee on Steph V's departure?

16. When Tan-drew is freaking out and his bronzer is running, Skinner starts laughing hysterically in his face - he melts down and she laughs herself into toned stomach muscles. Literally, she is still laughing about this today - heartless little wolf!!!!

17. London - Hello Ilario - hot haute hot. Ava's dad is super hot.

18. People's has no tolerance for social media whores and pirates - check it.

19. Repeat after me: I love Henry Holland - We love House of Holland - I love Dree Hemingway - btw, I cast little Dree in her first fashion show when she was 13 - I love House of Holland - I love Henry Holland.

20. Repeat after me: We love Skinner - she is a winner - we love Skinner.

21. The tanning salon moment is hysterical - I have never ever seen anything like this on TV - wetting my pants laughing.

22. Ilario is a great hang!!! His accent is a bit weird with an English accent on top of it.

23. Stellar turn out at House of Holland - Estelle, Misshapes, Agyness Deyn with black hair - kellz yeah.

24. Cobra Snake makes an appearance and begs me to take over the seating. He is a legend.

25. Gotta love Chanel Iman - mega model in the orange lace top.

26. Henners ends a winner but looks a little stressed - he signs Barney's on the end of the season.

Fun Times

"Just imagine trying to pull the wool over the eyes of someone like Kelly Cutrone! NOT EASY, to say the least."

Hey Everyone, It's been a couple weeks since I've had a chance to post my thoughts on Kell on Earth, as I just got back from Los Angeles and was very busy producing yet another fashion show, for our fave client Alternative Apparel. It was their very first fashion show and was hugely successful, thank goodness! If you're interested, you can check it out at I am very proud of our work on that one - especially because Kelly, Stefanie, Mike and I all put a huge amount of energy and collaborative effort into it and thus were able to garner a huge amount of coverage, along with excellent reviews from publications like the LA Times and Women's Wear Daily, amongst many others. Even after 12 years and hundreds of fashion shows, I still feel proud of the job that I do and the excitement of seeing the results.

And now here we are at Episode Number 8. It's been a fun being a part of Kell on Earth! Although we live it every day, it has been an interesting experience to see how our regular working lives have been shown on TV. It's been a wild ride! We have a strong, solid team here at People's Revolution now and in Episode 7 you got to meet some of the other members of Team Rev, including long-time employees Mike Vargas (in our LA office) and Pablo Olea, who makes a brief appearance but is actually a central member of our team and manages the NY showroom. You also got to meet our newest Account Executive, Grace Healy, who has been an excellent new addition - I especially like her because she brings no drama, has a great sense of humor and just wants to get the job done. You also see a bit more of Michelle Aselta, our Lifestyle Director, who actually sits next to me in the office and is my partner in crime in all things Twilight related and/or pop culture related. Did any of you notice the Taylor Lautner poster on our bulletin board? That was (jokingly) put up there by Michelle and me - we are the only Twilight fans in the office and posted it up during the New Moon launch last year. Fun times.

On this last episode, we decided to put together a surprise party for Kelly...but of course NONE of us thought it would actually work. First of all, since we all sit together in one office space, there is not a lot of privacy in our surroundings and therefore not much room for secretive talk. Secondly -- just imagine trying to pull the wool over the eyes of someone like Kelly Cutrone! NOT EASY, to say the least. Kelly always wants to know everything that is going on, so we knew we had to think up some kind of work-related story in order to get her to the party. We decided to hold it at one of her absolute favorite places, the Carlyle Hotel, so that at least getting her to the location might be a little easier. Robyn and I made up a story that a client was having an after-party for a charity event Stefanie and I had just worked on that took place just down the street, and that Kelly needed to come and meet us there for some face-time with the client. Of course, when Kelly got there she wanted to go only to the restaurant, and not to the suite where we were waiting for her (Robyn and I were texting each other the whole time so I knew exactly when they would arrive). Robyn had to wrangle Kelly (and probably guilt-trip her) to get her to the suite where she thought the clients were actually mingling. But to her REAL surprise, it was all of us waiting there for her! I think Robyn had the most difficult task of the night - her job was to get Kelly up to the room without too much in-depth explanation - and she did it! Great job Berks, can't believe our story worked. It was great being a part of that special night for Kelly.

Look forward to seeing where things go from here and thanks again for watching the show!

Peace & Love

Emily Bungert AKA "The Slayer" AKA "Color-Coded Genius"