Kelly Cutrone

"Finally our show hits the air so we can rock our nicknames – watching the Jersey Shore kids made me want to scream – Snooki is not the only one with a nickname!!!!"

on Feb 1, 2010

KELL-O!!!!!!!!

Why did I agree to “KELL ON EARTH” as a title for our show? I mean really c’mon – it is super close to hell which only propels this whole dark side thing. Truth be told I was hoping it would be more like Goddess of the Real Deal, but NO!!!!!!! Bravo - that guy, his voice - "this week coming up... meet Kelly Cutrone, Queen of the Fashion PR World. Some people call her mean, one person calls her Mom" – who is this man? Where does he come from? Ava, my daughter, makes her debut on the show as I watch half of America reel at the fact that I have a daughter. UGH but gotta love stereotypes.

On Stephanie Vorhees – this episode we get to meet Stephanie Vorhees who literally makes it seem as if she never held a PR job before despite the fact that she worked at BWR - Baker Winokur Ryder, a celebrated PR firm. She is always complaining, never executing the job. I mean the short shorts are, well, really not appropriate for the work place.

On Serrano the Drug Dealer – People’s Revolution does not advocate drug use (with the exception of caffeine) – I was floored and flew off my chair when I saw this footage. Props to Skinner for staying strong and being the everygirl America needs to love. I am sure her mother is proud that Skinner has become a campaign poster child for Nancy Reagan’s Just Say No campaign.