Jennifer Coolidge is the Best

Episode 3: Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor would hang out in Jennifer Coolidge's dungeon anytime.

The title of this recap says it all. If you don't fall madly in love with Jennifer Coolidge after watching this video, there is something seriously wrong with you. mad-fashion-season-1-gallery-episode-103

So Chris was a little shocked for two reasons. One because, OMG, Jennifer Coolidge! And two because she needed an over-the-top Mardi Gras dress delivered to New Orleans in, oh, about three days. mad-fashion-season-1-gallery-episode-103

Since Chris would "crawl through broken glass" for Jennifer Coolidge, he and the team tackled the challenge head-on. They shopped, crafted, glittered, and pulled out every drag queen trick in the book to pull it all together. Despite the short amount of time (and hot glue setbacks), Chris and the gang managed to get the look ready for its trip down south.mad-fashion-season-1-gallery-episode-103

Alas, not everyone got to go to Mardi Gras. Between inviting Chris, Matt, and Christine down to her dungeon and offering them an 8-Ball to perk them up, Jennifer was a sheer delight. She ended up loving the outfit and even let Chris get to second base with her. mad-fashion-season-1-gallery-episode-103

In the end, Jennifer got the icy, sparkly, light-up-y costume of her dreams and many, many beads were thrown. I just hope all the Mardi Gras revelers were at least sober enough to appreciate how ridiculously awesome her costume was.

Ta-Ta Talk

Episode 9: Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor thinks Izzy and Alex need to make a boob-themed musical.

I think it's mandatory that before you read the recap of this episode you take a moment to watch this video in which Izzy and Alex spout every name for boobs they can come up with.

See, aren't you pumped for an episode about bras now? I had completely forgotten about the word bazongas. People should bring it back into the vernacular.

I also think Alex and Izzy should seriously consider putting together a movie or musical called "Tits in Space". Between Izzy's wigs and Alex's outrageous outfits, I can only imagine how completely over-the-top the costumes would be. Maybe it would be a fashion show, but I just need that to happen.mad-fashion-season-1-gallery-episode-109

This week Chris' cups ranneth over as he had to create a bra-tastic ensemble for Jene Luciani, author of The Bra Book. Luckily she was game for some of Chris' Mad Fashion and let him run wild with brasseries. Two hundred brasseries to be exact. Which means four hundred individual cups in need of pink spray paint and bedazzling. Let's just say it was a real handful for Christine and Jake (haha boob jokes!).mad-fashion-season-1-gallery-episode-109

Izzy had a bit of a wig out moment when she became completely frazzled by all the frizz. When Alex couldn't even come up with something good to say about it, she knew it was doomed. The saddest part was that even after she managed to salvage it, the color was completely off and the whole hair piece ended up getting scrapped. Well maybe not so sad for Izzy, who was relieved to see it go. mad-fashion-season-1-gallery-episode-109

Wig aside, everything else really came together and Jene loved the dress. Chris really delivered on his promise to make her cleavage look classy. While he may have thought it was a bra-strocity, I thought it was more of a bra-nanza.

P.S. Is it just me or do the cups look like cute, little creatures?Next week Chris faces his biggest challenge yet when he has to design a fabulous gown for Chrissy Teigen to wear to the Met Ball.