Horny Dog

Tyson weighs in on the models' performances.

Let's dive right into the second episode. This week was the candy challenge. What do you think the key was to doing well in this challenge?

The key is to listen to the photographer and take direction. Some people don't follow direction well and they don't know how to express themselves.

Chris went home. How did you feel about that?

I'm sorry he went home, but he didn't work.

Let's go through everyone's performance. How did you feel about Branden this week?

He did well. We had problems with his posture, he had scoliosis so that might be a problem. He's working on standing up straight. He's a very tall young men. All these boys are very tall.

What's the ideal height for a male model?

Female is between 5'8 and 5'11. Males are 5'10 and 6'2. Anything taller than 6'2 becomes a problem because clothes don't fit as well.

How tall are you?

6'1. I also have a 34 inch inseam.

Jonathan did pretty well this week. Your comments on him?

Jonathan is a natural. His only problem is this thing with his arms. We sure can't get him to put his arms down.

Colin?

Colin is stiff as a board. He turns this thing on when he should just walk. On the catwalk his walk is stiff, but when he notices that and walks back, that's when he walks well. I studied his walk and he walks with his toes out. They aren't pointing forward. It causes you to drag your feet. He kind of walks like a duck and it's not good in this business.

Sandhurst and Branden were giving him advice, but it was conflicting.

I don't think Branden should be giving him advice on walking. Sandhurst can give advice, but he walks too fast. He was incredibly fast. I wanted him to slow down. We enjoy him on the runway, but then as he leaves he goes away so fast. We're here to enjoy his walk.

Then we have Kerryn, who we haven't heard from too much so far.

That's a sexy girl. There's no complaints about her yet.

Then the other Karen?

She has a great body. When I was a kid I squeezed a hamster and his eyes popped out of his head. She has that problem. She has a deer in the headlights kind of look she needs to work on.

What about Laury?

She's very sexual. She's "actress" sexual. She's gorgeous.

And Mountaha?

That Brazilian bombshell. What a great pair of legs. She's doing well.

What about CJ? Nicole had a problem with her this week.

Nicole was on fire with that. I told her "all the divas are gonna love what you said to her. You hit the nail on the head." Brilliant. When Nicole said what she said I went crazy. I liked CJ's makeover. She looks gorgeous. She's got bad communication skills though. Nobody gets her sarcasm but her. She is a sourpuss. She needs to get that I hate the world chip off her shoulder.

What about Jordan?

She won the photo assignment. It wasn't about make-up with that. The girl brought it. She deserved to be there. The only thing about Jordan is she's very skinny.

What about Amanda?

She has a good walk. Amanda's problem is she's worried about everybody else.  She needs to take her eyes off of Gabe!  He's always hard! He's like a horny dog. Branden made a comment about the girls, but he's not running around with a hard-on. It was cool the first time, but why is he always walking around like that?

What about Shawn?

He's got this kind of serial killer walk but he brought some good ideas on the photo shoot.

And Gabe?

He's cute but he didn't look cute coming down the runway. A girl would see him across the bar after some shots and be like, "I'd do him." But he's like a dildo with a lifelong battery.

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