Can somebody call an OBGYN (oh that's me) because there is so much ESTROGEN that the ladies cry, curse, scream, and fight. Maybe it's PMDD (pre-menstrual dysphoric disorder) cause the emotions run high then they hit rock bottom. May a little extra PROGESTERONE to balance us all out.
Can someone call the PSYCHIATRIST cause we seem to be losing our wits. We've been invited then disinvited then reinvited. What the heck is going on? We are friends today but not friends tomorrow then back again friends. Someone call the DOCTOR quick cause even I am now confused. I don't know sometimes if I am a friend or frenemy. It's just too darn confusing and I need to talk to the doctor.
Now lastly get us to the ER because it's an emergency that we all get some help. Daggers are being thrown and hearts have been broken. We have hurt each others, their families and our friends. We need an X-RAY to see if we really have hearts and why can't this stop.
I don't know how we will carry on in life but I do know these relationships like they are are very toxic and cannot and may not continue. We can't seem to let go and recover from all the deep deep wounds we've received from the ladies of Married to Medicine!!! Stay tuned, but for now SOMEBODY CALL THE DOCTOR!!!!