Quad pens a poem to sum up the highs and lows of Season 1.
Unlike Toya, Quad has learned from her mistakes and she doesn't care about Kari and Toya's gossip.
While Quad praises this week's reconciliations, she also has a couple questions.
Quad says Jackie is channeling Reese Witherspon, Toya is in Messyville, and that Kari is no victim.
Quad focuses on charity, but does have some questions about the email Dr. Eugene wanted to write Mariah.
Quad reflects on Kari and Toya's failed attempts to put a hex on Mariah.
Quad thinks Toya wins the "Grand Dragon" prize, but wants Kari to know this isn't the Academy Awards.
Quad isn't sorry she brought some fun to Jackie's event -- and thinks Kari should be sorry for the way she's treating Mariah.
Quad thinks Kari is as fake as her face and would like to send "messy boots" Toya to a grammar class.
Quad gives you a lesson in psychiatry and has some choice words about what Toya and Kari see in the mirror.