How To Skin A Cat: Quad 102

Quad thinks Kari is as fake as her face and would like to send "messy boots" Toya to a grammar class.

Re-phrasing one of my favorite songs "The girls all paused when I walked into the room." But, in the interest of time, let's get right down to business.

It seems that Miss Kari can't stand being in the hot seat. Well, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. The pictures of Kari when she was younger showed that she was blessed by Mother Nature but, looking at her now it's clear that she has been cursed by Father Time.

Kari's fashion sense: I really don't want to discuss it, but, since I have this blog and this Bravo platform, I will. In one scene we saw Kari and Toya going to lunch. Mid-day sequins. Really? It looks like she should be turning vowels on Wheel of Fortune. If you were Toya's true friend you would enroll her in a grammar class or two. #VannaWhiteimposter #VannaWhiteknockoff #pseudofriends #commoncause

Kari is a liar and the truth isn't in her! She's as fake as her face.

And speaking of Toya's grammar or lack there of: "Most easiest." Girl you are really making the University of Phoenix look bad! "Siz-zar" (Czar)??? Whaaatttt? Who says that?

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."-- Abraham Lincoln

And she's calling me ghetto? We will let the viewers decide who is ghetto. #TeamQuadbackup

Now that I've nipped that in the bud, can someone please provide Toya a set of brakes for her eyes so, they can stop rolling? #silenceisgolden

I'm going to take the high road. Toya, in an effort to provide community service to you and those who are infected or impacted by your ignorance I have done some research. The Emory University Continuing Education Department is offering a class called "Good Grammar is Good Business." It meets every Tuesday at 9:00 am, and the focus is on confusing words. #hookedonphonics #Dr.Seuss #readingisfundamental #here'sthelink #signup #Quad'spellgrant

(Here's the class)

OMG! Tacky Toya is messy boots and now her husband is following in her footsteps. Talking about Mariah while in her house eating her food and drinking her wine. Kids are off limits! Very inappropriate and as a mother she should know better. That back-handed compliment staged by her husband was just wrong! It's not up to the Harrises to decide when the Huqs should discuss adoption with their daughter. How do they know if she's emotionally mature to receive that information??? #rude #disrespectful #lowdown

In the words of Dr. Simone, "I know you are going to reject this." However I, unlike Dr. Jackie, am sincere in my effort to enlighten, enhance and contribute to your growth. #LionelRichiewearetheworld #blackgirlsrock

Dr. Simone, not "reject" but, please "eject" yourself from my presence. Anytime you allow a mother hen like Dr. Jackie to come into your house and check you, you are truly not the boss. Tony Danza on speed dial...Who's the Boss? #whogonecheckmeboo, #fakefriends, #frienemy #fastandfurious Sipping my water and keeping a side eye on Dr. Jackie. #geriatric

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Mariah Is Ready to Plant New Seeds

Mariah is over this "shady grove" but does thank some of the ladies for their honesty and friendship.

The season is finally over and Lakeisha "Mariah" HuQ is still standing! #Yaaassss

Baby I was on the hit list this season. LOL! Well I'm still here, and please know I'll be the first to tell you when I decide to BOW out gracefully. #SideEye

Regardless of what was said on the Reunion each and everyone of the ladies know I am invested in this show, and they have known my position from day one. I have apologized for many things, but I will not apologize for withholding intricate details about my ownership.

The Reunion Part 2 did not disappoint. We are still in the Shady Grove, and amongst a very shady group. . .LOL!

Let's just start with Heavenly. Heavenly: You are a very strong, opinionated, and independent woman. I find it hard to believe that you would be swayed by anyone! NOW the swaying may actually come from your "special coffee." (Wink, wink.)

Lisa Nicole: Too bad we never really had a chance to get to know one another. You seem like a great spa pal! I wish you the best. (Nodding). Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . .

Toya: Did you not learn anything from last season? KIDS ARE OFF LIMITS!

Quad: I wish you well with your future endeavors.

Jackie: I was never offended by anything you said. I simply wanted to know your true perspective. It almost seems that you are inhibited from showing true objectivity. Not voicing any opinion leaves the impression that you co-signed into all the negativity. From my perspective, your shade was from a different type of tree. I call it the hidden bush. #ShadeTree

Simone: Regardless of what others say, I do feel as though you have been a great friend. Thank you.

This has definitely been the shadiest grove I have ever encountered, but the one thing I have learned is to recognize a tree by the fruit it bears. #BitterFruit #SourApples #Sweet&Juicy #NotRipeOrReady #Ripe&Right #RottenTotheCore

Time to plant new seeds or grow another grove!

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