Michael

Michael reveals "straight Mike!" Plus, his favorite moments!

Aug 4, 2009

But I really do have two sides. Mike wears baseball hats and doesn’t care if his home is messy. Mike drinks beer and not martinis and likes to hang out at dive bars not attend high-brow bashes. He puts cigarette buts out in old Starbucks cups and skips using his Baccarat ashtray. Mike goes to basketball games (Michael watches their packages bounce up and down the basketball court) and Mike could easily pick Ariel up by his flat ass and throw him off the roof of the Gansevoort.

Some days, I am right down the middle, and that would be ‘Mikael.’ Yes, it’s the name morphing game just like we do with celebrities. Now I can join Tom and Katie a.k.a ‘Tomkat’ and Brad and Angelina in ‘Brangelina’ land but this would mean I am dating my alter ego and that is really sick.

But get this -- ‘Mikael’ is actually a name and it’s a Hebrew one at that. It means, ‘Gift From God,’ but at the risk of sounding like a narcissistic egomaniac like Ariel, we will skip.

Let me get back to Michael, because that’s who writes this blog:

Okay, here we go on my fave moments:

“I’m Pregnant,” Version One.