Michael

Michael reveals "straight Mike!" Plus, his favorite moments!

Aug 4, 2009

Hi! Did anyone notice George only blinked once? That’s how shocking the news was -- his facial muscles paralyzed in fear. What? Are you sure? You take a blood test? What? Who? Me? Daddy? What? My baby? You sure? Really? Wow!

So where did this baby go? I know all of you have sneaky suspicions. Here are the possibilities and I am making this multiple choice bitches not fill in the blank because this isn’t Watergate.

a)  Lina left it at the Gansevoort
b)  Lina took that pill she talked about with her mom
c)  Lina was never pregnant
d)  Lina’s theory: God didn’t want this for them and she had a miscarriage

Please, note your answer in viewer comments. I am dying to hear what everyone thinks!

ONE MORE THING: Ladies, please never put a baby pacifier in red velvet cake. It looked more like George found a tampon!!!

“I’m Pregnant,” Version Two.

That would be when Ariel disrupts the flow of everyone’s conversation at the Gansevoort (again). Remember, when he tells everyone he has a ‘big announcement’ to make? That’s when I slink down and say with a shrill what I am sure he is going to announce:

“I’m Pregnant!!!”