Michael

Michael recaps his fave moments and he's not sparing anyone this time!

Jul 21, 20090

If you are wondering why I was a sweaty mess during the planning of my birthday party it was because it was maybe 99 degrees with 100% humidity. But nothing could have irritated me more than someone suggesting costumes with Afros! Then blinking things? What??? I thought I was in Bar Mitzvah hell planning.

But I don’t want to be a bitch, everyone donated their time for charity. Those girls in those outfits - now they were smoking.

By the way, I am so over disco balls. They are so out and so not chic. What’s in is multi media and I’m really into projections. That’s old too but if you are hip, there are ways to make it way cool and fresh (by the way I am writing a book proposal on ways to make yourself relevant so wish me luck!).

The bday drama I wasn’t into so much. George coming with some other blonde girl, or as he says, “a hotter blond girl?” I mean dude, couldn’t you come alone? Why did you have to pimp out on me and bring that chick Jasmine?

But I will tell you I loved how the show closed. There were the girls, Sorah, Katrina and Maria, gossiping under our breath about George's date while posing for pictures and myself. That was a fun little moment.

44 comments
Milton
Milton

Michael,

You are hilarious - by far my favorite character. I wish you lots of love and happiness. Can't wait for tonight's new episode...

Thanks for all the laughs!

Your fan - Milt

jasmine
jasmine

Micheal!!! Your the cutiest thing aliveee By the way do you have a crush on George? Why do you always bring him up? Then you got upset he brought someone else to your bday dinner...idk I'm just curious :) Your the best and amazing. Never change :)

TampaChick
TampaChick

Michael:

It's 2:52 pm and I love you and your blog!

Sorry you didn't win the poll...I voted for you.

Paul
Paul

Hey Michael,

What is the story with you and Ariel? Are you guys best buddies or do you hate each other? My friends and I LOVE YOU. You make the whole show. you are right on target with Areil. all of our friends say you sya the things everyo9ne thinks.......you just say it. Also what are the hot spots of Miami, my friends and I are making a trip down there in a few weeks.

susan
susan

Great Blog! Loved the writing. Your going on record. I want a black miniature poodle so bad. Your toy poodle is sweet.

Miamiguy09
Miamiguy09

Love the show and you seem to be a great catch, keep up that nice smile and one day you will run into some one when you are not looking that seems to be the normn.

tom
tom

micheal, i love the show i especially love watching you. I look forward to watching you every week. You are so hot and just the type of guy i am looking for. it is such a shame you live so far away from me. I can not believe you are still single. I would so have try to be with you if we leaved near each other. I am from allentown Pa but have many family members in miami and wish i could go visit them some time and run into you because i know we would hit it off right away. I would love to get to know you better . well look forward to the next episode and can not wait to see your hot self on the screen again. well have a good day tom

Mark
Mark

Wow!! Hi Michael!! Love the show ... I think you are so good looking .. what's up with Miami ... I can't imagine you being single and having trouble finding someone ... I live just outside of Nashville TN and if you where here you would you would be very much with me!!! Smooch!! So far everything I see of you on the show I like ... your funny, a great friend, caring, kind and ofcourse extremely good looking!! I wish you the best can't wait for the next episode!!

Viewer
Viewer

Michael, you are fantastic! I love your sense of humor & style, but I'm curious as to what you do for a living? Keep on being you, because you're the best one in the cast.

eldela28
eldela28

Michael,

You are the shinning star of the show... and one of the reasons for me to watch it! I like your transparency, earthiness, (being bald and not shaving your head to disguise it). Your humour, (witty and smart). Your style, and the sexiest laugh! Did I mention being a hunk too?

You represent the many "Michaels" in the world. I add my name to the list! Admired by many, respected, and make people laugh. Good-looking men (and women) turn their heads when we pass by (we are the "Boy from Ipanema"). We have class, (didn't buy the Rolex... but inherited it). An approval sense of style, (perhaps the silver spoon we were fed as babies)? We wrote the book on "joie de vivre." Trendy (and a good eye for it)! Enjoy staying alone on a rainy Sunday. Having the "luxury" of not doing anything: PRICELESS! Yet many wonder why, being so perfect and having so many good qualities, we are still SINGLE! Don't know if you share my opinion or not, but for me, being single does not mean being lonely. We have good friends and family - whom we like to spend time with. In your case, you have Austin to pamper - I had Sissy - an Italian Greyhound - whom I named after the Empress of Austria, one of my inspiring muses! I happen to be selective with my partners. It's not the label what attracts me... but the quality of the fabric!!

Ooops! Have to go! Can't miss my appointment at Elizabeth Arden's... Just kidding!

Hasta la vista amigo!

brad
brad

Michael has it all...looks, style, passion, sense of humor and, most important to me, he's articulate! I loved it on episode 1 when Michael said..."I'm looking for a guy who's beautiful on the outside as well as the inside...someone just like me!". Michael has nothing to worry about...I will be watching every Tuesday night! Bravo Miami Social!

Dina
Dina

OMG! I freakin love you. I would love to hang out with you for, just for 5 minutes. I would probably pee my pants from laughing so hard. It's nice to see someone like me on TV. Well I'm a girl, straight, but we are both brutally honest and crazy funny! When you bust on Ariel it is awesome. Who does he think he is? Being hot and successful are one thing, but his attitude towards people NOT LIKE HIM! Makes him fat and ugly!

LaineyLainey
LaineyLainey

I'm curious to know your educational background. By the way, I loved your high-tops! Very festive! Brad Pitt would have been jealous! What a great party! It's 2:35 Central Time, do you like Ariel now?

Darrell L
Darrell L

Your the only reason I watch the show, your freaking hilarious. ps Why wasnt I invited to lunch, lol It was nice seeing you and lisa today. Keep up the good work, you look hot!

Doug
Doug

Hey Michael, I LOVE YOUR SHOW. You are hilarious. You nailed Areil and his personality. Hey what do you do for a job? WE CAN'T WAIT TILL THE NEXT EPISODE. I have 8 of my friends that come over to watch the show each week. LOVE IT

davidn
davidn

your dog outing with katrina was fun to watch. you two have a great relationship. when she said that you must sound like that in the bedroom... i loved how you broke out in full laughter.... i laughed as well... and then you said SHUT UP I DONT MAKE THAT SOUND. only close friends can say things like that. seemed like a genuine moment.

i think im hooked.

Katie
Katie

You are too funny. I loved your comment about being a whore and still doing good things. Keep making me laugh!

Tracy L
Tracy L

Hi Michael,

I have to say I love love love you!!!! I do like Ariel also but you could be my best friend!! I was also born in July are you a cancer? It was so great of you to take the opportunity to raise money for charity. I work in the Fashion Industry and have been looking for a gay best friend like you for a long time. to bad you live in Miami. Keep up your funny one liners. Love Ya!!!

Viewerinlovewithyou
Viewerinlovewithyou

I just think you are soo HOT!!! Smart, handsome, and those blue eyes!! You look so good on the show and you will not be single for long. Your picture on your website (iammichaelcohen.com) I just want a poster!! Would you sign it for me??? Love you man!! I want more and more Michael!

Viewer
Viewer

Hi Michael, Love the show and you are my favorite. I especially loved the shot of you in your undies when changing for your party...I think you need a photo of that on the website!

Keep going and we'll be watching every week...

Viewer
Viewer

Michael....you are my favorite! So funny but not rude like Ariel. He could learn a lesson from you. I did like your birthday get-up!

Monica
Monica

MICHAEL- You are so brillant, fun,and FULL OF LIFE !! I see a bright future ahead of you carear wise and relationship wise. Mr. Right is out their for you and I kno you will find him...YOU DESERVE IT !

Speedy
Speedy

The show is amazing. It maxes out on trivia and shows a decadent lifestyle not to be admired. None-the-less, I did enjoy the episode as I was asking myself, can these people be serious or is it all acting from a rough script?

Mary
Mary

Michael,

I know you say you are a queen but you really are and I mean that in the best possible way. You make me laugh both on the show and while reading your blog. Please take it all as a compliment because I love, love, love you.

Mary

Ricky
Ricky

Haha, seriously you bring funny every where you go. Your a great guy of course and I have to agree with you about Ariel. He can be a bit eh, ridiculous. Anyways, can't wait to see more, love you!!

-Ricky

Jonny
Jonny

I love you so much Michael! You are my favorite person on Miami Social! Good luck with finding a boyfriend but maybe you should look at us boys in the Midwest! We are perfect! I think you are hilarious and a very good looking man! If not me, you will surely find some one who gets you out there! I am looking forward to every episode and you and (Miami Social) are at the top of my DVR list every week!

RaulHM26
RaulHM26

This show makes me really want to live in Miami. It looks so much beautiful. Their has to be million guys that would want to date you. Also, where are you from originally?

Ivette
Ivette

Michael,

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!! I enjoy watching your show!! and your dog is so cute.. I'm sure you will find the perfect match.. don't rush!! LOVE!!!

Viewer
Viewer

Arial who? You are a little cutie... love your blog!~

BohoChic
BohoChic

I love you. You are totally a friend in my head! I'm going to watch because of you.. otherwise its a hot mess!

SB
SB

You are to funny. I love watching you shoot Ariel down and put him in his place. I am going to enjoy watching you in this show. Thanks for the laughs.

Vicki
Vicki

Michael, you are great! LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU!!! Very smart, hilarious and hot man!!! I enjoy reading your blog ! Are you sure you are a gay? Maybe you didn't meet the right woman...I'm Available!

denise
denise

you are such a sweet guy. You are so normal it's a breath of fresh air. Every body these days are so weird but your not. You are classy, smart and you treat your dog with respect , kindness and so much love. There must be one guy out there for you somewhere that can see what a wonderful catch you are. If you treat your dog with love and respect i can only imagine how you would treat someone you love. Hang in there, oh, and your much better looking then ariel. When someone needs to look in his own reflection and say how good looking they are you know how insecure they really are and don't really think that they are good looking and he's not.

BRFL
BRFL

Michael, You are great. funny, funny ,funny. Tell K that having a great love and partner in life is more important then any business.

Mortie81
Mortie81

Slightly offended by the repeated use of the r-word... www.r-word.org

Ricardo
Ricardo

I think Michael Cohen is the great. He's so real and honest. He is a true champion for the gay community. He has class and style and tells it like it is...Ariel is a different story. Great work Micheal! and love style lab! awesome!!

Daisy
Daisy

You are hilarious!

David
David

Michael, Michael--you should never spend a rainy Sunday alone again. You are handsome. Good luck--when I am in Miami..maybe a cocktail? Take Care.

Viewer
Viewer

Michael, I love you on the show . i have visited Miami many times in the past when I lived in Florida and being from Alabama originally. I have lately resided on the west coast. sacramento to be precise. and i would just like to say IF I was single i would so try to sweep you off your feet even though I have red hair. but anyway. Ariel WTF is up with him defending someone who only got famous because of a sex tape and because her dad defended O.J.?any way just wanted to say Love ya!!! and too bad not on west coast and I was single.

marco
marco

You are so much hotter than Ariel, in episode 2, Ariel made a comparison as to who is gayer...he should have said who is hotter and more masculine, because you would win that fight hands down!

Iwish4drama
Iwish4drama

Michael, you are the most down to earth person on the show! you give gay guys a good name!

Erran Andrews
Erran Andrews

Michael will you marry ma? LoL After only a few minutes o watching the show and see the way you interact with everyone I thought wow that's a Hot guy. Why am I so turned on by bald men? The craziness of your lives seems like what most of us go through and it's fun to watch others living life. Michael you are one of the sweetest, hottest guys I have ever seen in my life. I hope I have the opportunity to meet you someday. I guess opposites attract. I have a full head of thick curly hair. Good luck with the shows continued success. Erran Andrews

B.L
B.L

Ok, Michael, your blog rocks. And at the risk of sounding like a groupy, you are the most clever individual in your group...and we should all share your thoughts on Ariel...no one who shares the name of a Disney princess can be good.

By the way, tell the people on Bravo to change your picture...you are much better looking than what that picture shows.

GWM8
GWM8

OMG....u r too funny. Great writing, great blog! and YES, I do hate Ariel, he is a pretentious tool

good luck finding a bf, i think u'll do just fine as the show goes on and shows ur personality.