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Best Use of Third Grade Math
Michael says: "Ariel talking to me at the Gans: 'Half the things you write about are 70% not true.'"
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Best Alter Ego
Michael says: "Oh dude, it’s a tie between Straight Mike” and Lina #2”
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Best Tear-Jerker Moment
Michael says "When Maria dropped her daughter off at the airport! Then, when she was driving down the causeway, you could just feel Maria’s emotions."
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Best A-Hole Intervention
Michael says: "Katrina and Hardy trying to knock some sense into Ariel. Things didn’t go as planned – as Katrina called it an “uphill battle.” I just loved when Ariel channels Madonna with that British accent thing: 'Some people think I’m obnoxious when they first meet me…'"
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Best Candidate for a Makeover
Michael says: "Lina. No more white eyeliner! Please! It's killing me!"
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Best Lina Insults to George
Michael says:
“Jesus, Uptight Ass!”
“You Don’t How to Be a Man!”
“Dick, Just Dick (DEEK)!”
“You’re my biggest hormone!”
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Best Dog
Michael says: "I really thought about this one, uh, for less than a minute. AUSTIN!!!! Best shot of him all season was one I was on the phone with Sorah telling her about Diego and there was this shot of Austin and that cute little face!"
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Best Excuse for Not Getting Laid
Michael says: "Katrina! “I’ve been with the same guy for 13-years…” WE GET IT GIRL!!!"
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Best Makeup
Michael says: "Maria simply because I love her pink Chanel lipstick. I was going to give this to Katrina but she goes overboard – like how is this girls face always done in the Miami heat? I don’t get it!!!"
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Best Use of a Question
Michael says: "Lina, that girl asks the funniest questions. She created a tie! When in the season finale George asks his Mom what she thinks of Lina and his Mom is well, sort of dumbfounded. 'What do you want your mom to say I’m a bitch?' asks Lina. UM YES! Then, I love when she asks George in Episode five, 'What do you think I’m a liar?' UM, YES!!"
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