I Have A Heart

Ariel defends his often out-of-line behavior.

We have finally reached episode three. I can definitely say the characters are all coming to life and the "one hour episodes" are becoming faster and more exciting to watch. Katrina is by far one sexy, powerful and intelligent business woman who understands and wants the best for me, and Sorah is doing great with Gonzalo and feels for George. Maria is missing her daughter and spending quality time with Michael, Michael is Michael, George is an unsolved mystery with Lina and maystill be hung up on Sorah his ex-wife, Hardy is showing less interest in Trixia and being a great friend to me, and as far as I go I will leave that to you readers and your responses. Provided in my blog of episode three are some thoughts I would like to share with you below. Thank your for visiting me on Bravotv.com Best, Ariel

Katrina:

In the opening of Episode Three, Katrina's Business acumen is to be admired. She is forthright and honest with her dealings with Clients. She is fun to watch because of her obvious love of the business she is in. Her exuberant personality shines through in her dealings with people. She is defiantly a people person. She's funny, she makes me laugh and shes highly intelligent. A real woman in my eyes. I enjoyed meeting Katrina's mother at one of her open house events. Now I know where Katrina gets her charm. It's nice to see a family work together it reminds me of my family.

Michael, Maria and a bit of Katrina:

Michael's comment regarding Katrina where he says to Maria "lets make a toast!!!.... to finding Katrina isn't a whore, continuing with a closing remark "she hasn't had a man put her in her place, she needs a man who's like shut up about the Campins Company and take it." To me it doesn't make any sense to toast your friends stating remarks like that. To me Michael doesn't like powerful woman or powerful people, they intimidate him so he says silly comments to make him feel most powerful.

Maria and Michael make a good couple. Michael is always talking about other people and interfering in other people's personal business and privacy when he should be concentrating on himself and his line of work. Welcome to Miami - there's a lot of them that lose focus of who they are. He has so much talent and he is very gifted in writing, but is stuck on other people's business and it's the wrong people, it's his friends, It's poor behavior, extremely juvenile and very sad. It's sad that Maria sits through it, because misery enjoys company. I would have just gone to the movies.

Katrina explains to Michael that deep down inside she doesn't see (Arial) -me, as an evil guy. Michael has nothing to say, he's been slamming me. I don't think I once had anything negative to say about him. I may make statements sometimes on "Miami Social" but I don't slam a person or publicly ambush them. I will say that I enjoyed Michael on this episode - his level of being a "lady" has toned down and I actually found him a bit more attractive and masculine. If he keeps it up maybe ill take him out for a "shirly-temple" on me.

George and Lina:

This relationship is clearly unhealthy. George is terrified of leaving Lina, he has no Idea what Lina is capable of doing and he fears that. Lina has george under her thumb and George is trapped. It's a constant "honeymoon cycle" - in definition begins with a fight which leads to a break-up to having make-up sex, to forgiving each other, and starting over again. This "honeymoon cycle" is typical in psychotic unhealthy relationships. Honeymoon cycling only gets worse and worse. We know it from Lina's shoes slammed into the door, we saw it with the knifes and clothing and glasses thrown, whats coming next? These two clearly have got to split before they hurt each other. If Michael was smart he should have not fueled Lina with "Jasmine" comments. Lina was absolutely right by calling Michael an "ass----". In a relationship between two people you never now how hard it is for them to solve the problems they go through. I saw the look in George's face and I can only imagine what happened when Michael and Maria left the house. In these situations you have to be very careful 'cause outsiders can really stir up some laundry and George doesn't have much clothing left in the basket, they've already been sliced & diced.

Hardy, Katrina and I:

Hardy is very smart and he and Katrina are usually right in their criticism of me and I appreciate them saying it to my face. It wasn't mean spirited or nasty, it was two friends trying to help a friend. I am too defensive and I haven't been successful as of yet to change that habit. I do appreciate their constructive criticism even if I didn't show it. There is nothing more appreciated than friends telling you how they feel about a situation regarding you and trying to help you for the better and face to face. It's a real form of friendship and the bond that was created between Hardy, Katrina and I, my two very exceptional friends and cast members is one that I will remember.

Other notes:

As far as several cast members that think they know me and really don't. My parents sent me to twelve hour a day private schools. six hours daily out of the twelve I had to study and understand subjects of law, first over moral, ethics and love. Being taught if you learn to obey these laws you are automatically ethical and moral. I don't always succeed, but I will keep trying. One thing I do know is that the law is for always, it never changes. These days all we can do is modify these laws of human nature. People aren't perfect and they never will be. I know one day I will learn to explain myself more appropriately and things will come out just right. At least I can sit and write a blog admitting that I'm not perfect, but I do have a heart.

A Hair Raising Season!

Michael takes you inside the best of the best with his very own Miami Social Awards!

WTF FANS??? DID WE NOT BRING THE HEAT BITCHES OR WHAT? I was burning up after watching that. Actually, I was almost ready to cry. That was sort of an emotional experience for me and all of us ‘socials.’ Our lives, just unfolded, just like that. But I’m not going to sit here (like I suspect Katrina or Maria may) and make you read all these life lessons to pick up from Miami Social. I’m here to have fun. With that said, here is my very own Miami Social Awards:

BEST OUCH! MOMENT

MY hair! I know you are wondering why I did it! I just felt like having more hair. Did it hurt? I don’t know! I was uh; a little shall we say, high? Anyway, it was just one of those little self improvement things like going to the gym or seeing my shrink but hello that out tops any surgeries I have ever seen on Bravo!

BEST A*SHOLE INTERVENTION

Katrina and Hardy trying to knock some sense into Ariel. Things didn’t go as planned – as Katrina called it an “uphill battle.” I just loved when Ariel channels Madonna with that British accent thing: “Some people think I’m obnoxious when they first meet me…”

BEST CANDIDATE FOR A BEAUTY MAKEOVER

LINA: NO MORE WHITE EYELINER! PLEASE! IT’S KILLING ME!!! BEST USE OF SUB TITLES

Lina To George: “You’re going to be a Daddy!”

BEST NON-GUEST, GUEST APPEARANCE

Who the hell was Lina talking to on the phone at the end of the show? Her pimp? I am like so confused! And who the hell is Robert? Yet, another boyfriend? What?

BEST LINA INSULTS TO GEORGE

“Jesus, Uptight Ass!”

“You Don’t How to Be a Man!”

“Dick, Just Dick (DEEK)!”

“You’re my biggest hormone!”

BEST SHOES

Katrina! Show open where she is in that fabulous YSL pump and then she sports that Louboutin when she is showing that pervert Edmundo’s house. Side note: KATRINA please take Lina shoe shopping. I can’t stand the white patent leather shoes anymore!!! HELP US!!!!!

BEST MAKE-UP

Maria, simply because I love her pink Chanel lipstick. I was going to give this to Katrina but she goes overboard – like how is this girls face always done in the Miami heat? I don’t get it!!!

BEST DRESSED

Hardy, but who cares? Who the hell wears suits in Miami??? No seriously that whole James Bond thing was really genius, but I sweat, and not in that way, looking at him. Katrina could win on this one too – tell me how this girl always is decked out. Heels and a pencil skirt – love that scene on the boat.

BEST TEAR JERKER SCENE

When Maria dropped her daughter off at the airport! Then, when she was driving down the causeway, you could just feel Maria’s emotions.

BEST EX MOMENT

Oh my god, remember when Sorah was in the park with George? When she he’s explaining how he called Lina and the phone went into a French speaking country? Well, the look in Sorah’s eyes was so sad. She just looked at George and said, “I don’t think Lina has ever been honest to you and you two bring out the worst in each other.” That was harsh, uh, but true. Of course, the runner up would be when Ben says to Katrina, “ I can’t wait to get your sh*t out of the house.”

BEST-UNINVITED GUEST ME!

Who can forget when I show up with Maria at George’s party and Lina and I have a fight over Jasmine. That was genius. But Lina, herself is a runner up. I still can’t believe she shows up at Gonzalo's apartment while he and Sorah are cooking a romantic dinner!

BEST DOG

I really thought about this one, uh, for less than a minute. AUSTIN !!!!! Best shot of him all season was one I was on the phone with Sorah telling her about Diego and there was this shot of Austin and that cute little face!

BEST EYE ROLL

Hello, I win this. I mean, you remember me planning my birthday party? Afro’s? Blinking things, what????

BEST ‘HARDY PARTY’

Surprise, it was at “the Gans,” when Trixia arrived and grabbed Hardy’s face (like my Jewish grandmother did mine..) and asks, not once, but twice “you like my dress???”

BEST REFERENCE TO MADONNA

My reference was pretty good when I was with Katrina and I was starring at all those dam bracelets and said how “Lucky Star…” But loved when Ariel looks at Hardy’s friend and tells her she looks like Sandra Bernhard and that’s a compliment because she is a friend of Madonna’s! WHAT? FOOL!

BEST EXCUSE FOR NOT GETTING LAID

Katrina! “I’ve been with the same guy for 13-years…” WE GET IT GIRL!!!

BEST ALTER EGO

Oh dude, it’s a tie between “Straight Mike” and “Lina #2”

BEST BESTFRIEND MOMENT

There were a few here! Loved when Maria was holding my hand during BOTH my surgeries. Once, at Lasik and once during my Chia Pet surgery. But, hands down, in the finale when Katrina comes to my house after she signs those divorce papers that was heavy.

BEST USE OF A TEXT MESSAGE

George to Lina: “I’m getting all these text messages saying you had an abortion!” But, that may tie with George writing to Sorah because he needed her after the season finale blowout with Lina and she hits ignore!

BEST OUTFIT STOLEN FROM ‘NYC PREP”

Maria! OMG – who was going to school here you or Anjelika? That was too much the white preppy shirt, the tie and the hot pink lips. Runner up, and I hate having Maria and Lina in the same award, but it’s true, Lina #2 outfit, the plaid cheerleader dress and all….

BEST MOTHER INTERVENTION

I really thought about this one. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love my Campins girls. But Momma Campins, she’s gotta let go of Ben. Then of course there is when George’s mom came to town… When she said, “I didn’t raise my son to be broken.” OUCH, that wins.

BEST USE OF A QUESTION

Lina, that girl asks the funniest questions. She created a tie! When in the season finale George asks his Mom what she thinks of Lina and his Mom is well, sort of dumbfounded. “What do you want your mom to say I’m a bitch?” asks Lina. UM YES! Then, I love when she asks George in Episode five, “What do you think I’m a liar?” UM, YES!!

BEST-PERVERTED MOMENT ON THE JOB

“LET ME SEE YOUR CRACK!”

EWWWW, Who was Ariel’s client? That god-awful underwear designer? I mean seriously. OMG, I felt so awful watching that scene. I actually felt badly for Ariel But least not forget, Katrina’s perverted client, Edmundo when Katrina “apologizes” for coming on a Saturday and he says with his wife around, “looking at you always makes me Saturday.” CREEPY.

BEST USE OF FAILING THIRD GRADE MATH

Ariel talking to me at the Gans: “Half the things you write about are 70% not true.”

BEST “WHATTTTTTT????’ MOMENT

Lina takes it again. I was so confused when Lina was laying in bed and tells George “they lost the baby…God didn’t want it for them.” WHAT? Weren’t you just telling your mom that you were going to head over to the clinic and take some pill? GIRL!

BEST “YOU HEARD ME MOMENT!”

Loved when Katrina was trying on those clothes created by another designer for Ariel’s fashion show. When he was going on and on about how fabulous the clothes were and I said: “Maybe you can pull that bullsh*t with Katrina, but don’t pull it with a Queen!”

BEST USE OF SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Hands down, Ariel’s show. Still, I can’t get over this. Didn’t it go something like this: Welcome to the fashion show – only thing is I didn’t actually design the clothes…

BEST MIAMI SOCIAL DEBATE

Me and Ariel going at it over Kim Kardashian. Remember, I call her a reality whore (I am one too, I get it and accept it) but he’s trying to convince me that she is better than that and she does a lot of charity work. I was like what is your point and that’s when I said, “You Can Still Be A Whore And Do A Lot of Good!”

Speaking of being a whore, I have a lot of things to do. I have to go raise funds for www.thestylelabonline.com. Thanks for all your support and watch those re-runs!!!!!

M