The show this week is hilarious, and fortunately saved from decorating doldrums by the mad and delicious fandangling of Kathryn Ireland and I in an episode that is not to be believed.
It highlights my crazy chocolate addiction that I have had for so, so long, and also my hunt to lose weight -- which I could only imagine was gained by the chocolate feast I have been consuming nightly for years.
I engage in convincing my marvelous client, Paul McKenna, the world's most famous hypnotist, to help me stop my chocolate fervor by promising to decorate for him in exchange. Paul, an absolute genius self-help guru, some how works his wonder on me -- despite my naughty partner in crime, Kathryn, trying her very best to make me continue this indulgence of all things cocoa-infused.
Jacqueline, Kathryn's long-time, trusted housekeeper is beyond mad, with her cooking skills being tested during one of our impromptu dinners, while incomprehendably telling tales of her own evenings plans with Italian lotharios. It seems so hard to believe that Kathryn has such a wondrous character working for her, but it is totally true.
Hey Martin, Enjoyed your show today. Forget about chunking the chocolates. You look great. Enjoy. Looking forward to your next design. Hulagirl in Hawaii.
I have a total love fest over this fab new show....you and Kathryn are THE BEST part of the show.....THE BEST.
Martyn, You are by far my favorite person on tv! Your designs are amazing and you are hiarious! Can't wait to see more of you on the show:)
LOVED the scene where you received a gift of chocolates! You were adorable, adorable, adorable! LOVED it because you are a chocoholic, an addiction we share! LOVE your designs! LOVE the show!
Martin that was priceless your chocolate moment, I laughed out loud. Honestly, I think you are so handsome and many men have gotten tooo thin. One of the nicest revelations of the show is how nice you all are, even if someone is fussy or particular, you all seem so polite and kind-hearted. I hope the show succeeds. My husband likes your show better than the housewives, and I'd have to agree. It is refreshingly beautiful.
I loved what you did in Sharon Osborne's apartment. I couldn't tear myself away for a second. Love you and the chocolates!!!
Love love love you...wish I were rich to hire you...You have great style and feelings for you clients...love this show
Loved the Show and cannot wait for the next episode! Love your style and your Charm you are the Star of the Show and no one can compete with your design aesthetic. I only wish I could afford you!!
Why don't you have your own show I don't want to see anyone else. Thank God for Tivo and I can fast Forward through the other crap
You must tell me if the hypnotism cured the chocolate addiction! Love, love, love the new show and you are my favorite by far!
Martyn, I sympathize with your addiction. I too am uncontrollable when it comes to chocolates and will eat an entire box by myself and will hide it from anyone else. In the last year I have been taking magnesium supplements and this has helped me curb my cravings. I can actually refrain from opening a new box until I can give it away (reluctantly I admit)and be reasonable when given the opportunity of eating chocolate with friends. This may work for you as well, as you may have a magnesium deficiency. Good luck and you are my favourite decorator and personality on the show.