If this is what happens when the showers are less appealing, never fix them.

Mary would prefer not to be photographed in any way, shape, or form.

Oh but no! Martyn will get the staff in order, while having a delicious cocktail.

Can you go over the guest list again? I got confused between Lance Bass, the Kardashians, and Bill Clinton.

Jeffrey proves the adage true, the higher it is on the shelf, the more expensive it is.

Rub a dub, dub.

Demetras at work.

MLB is here to straighten you folks out.

That's right, you just get that iron out and press the creases right on the rug.

Alternate!

(You're welcome.)

Dimitra 2 is never going to become Number 1 if she can't get this drain right.

Mary attempts to pose, but is distracted by the "devil babies."

It's at least Christmas card material.

I'm sorry where is the drain?

These towels look nice, but they aren't going to drain the shower.

Looks nice.

Martyn settles in for his less than professional massage.

Mary McDonald wants to know: would you tattoo this portrait of her on your back?

Much better D1 and D2.

Now for a little bit of futzing.