Madison Hildebrand

Madison explains just how gross coyote pee smells and wonders what you think about the Altman Brothers in business.

on Sep 4, 20130

A Yellow Suit. . .Urinated Real Estate?

I smelled coyote pee!? Well, like I said on the episode, the person whose job it was to extract and package coyote pee is on a whole other level (this is where we take a moment to be grateful). By the way, that piss was expensive at $60 for a few ounces!

But really, I had no idea and no preparation for what it was going to smell like -- and the camera could have made me look much sillier, because I was gagging over and over.

In the end, it all worked out and my clients are very happy; so are the plants.

21 comments
Jettybaby
Jettybaby

I think it's just fine if Heather doesn't team up with her sleazy boyfriend.  I'd rather "work" with Maurico any day :) just saying.  Honestly though, Maurico is so classy.  I'd rather he be my mentor that the soulless jerk she's engaged to.

lynnwhitlock
lynnwhitlock

You seem honest and give your industry a good name....which is more than anyone can say about Altman.

shysharon
shysharon

Thanks for a great idea how to get the stress off me! Lease the house, money upfront and pay off 3 big bills! That would really improve my life right now!

LoveBravoBB
LoveBravoBB

Madison,

Just love you!  You are great. Keep being you. 

stevecampsout
stevecampsout

PS - Why isn't Josh Flagg blogging more?!? You and he are my favorite Realtors ever!! I love his brutal honesty and well, you're just too nice but I like that about you!

stevecampsout
stevecampsout

As much as I dislike Josh A, his brother's hilarious and I think the decision not to include Heather in the Altman Brother's company is the right one. She still needs to grow and expand on her own first. And frankly, her reliance on him needs to ease off. Show us you can be your own woman Heather!

leenelvis
leenelvis

Suiting up and spraying the coyote mix- so great and something that I would do.  This is why you are so successful!

 

Aceani
Aceani

Please, please, please Madison, take the choke chain off of your dog!  

Jerseygirl2
Jerseygirl2

Another great episode! Just love you Madison!!!

MillionFan
MillionFan

I just gotta say it  - Madison should have been cast as Christian Grey in 50 Shades! Grey's description in the book fits Madison to a T.  I know he's gay but OMG... 

sbarr
sbarr

I'd like to see you and Josh Flagg in business together.  You two would be awesome!

eastcoastgal38
eastcoastgal38

I actually think it's the best thing not to mix business with a relationship. Heather should count herself lucky not to be working with a db like him lol. You and her should get into business together!!! :)

susanzavagli
susanzavagli

I like the way you pulled the deal off and hope the house eventually sells........like your new house but miss your beach pad it was more you.........I disagree with Josh for not bringing Heather in as a partner I would be devastated

taniasveta
taniasveta

 @lynnwhitlock Alman delivered 100 percent for every client he had on this show. No leasing or renting instead of selling. no loss of customer. And no lies by-the-way. No wonder he is in the list of best realtors in the country. There is not one customer of his what was not server beyond the expectations. lets not beat on the best performer. 

taniasveta
taniasveta

 @susanzavagli Josh will be Heather husband...that makes her partner-by-association. If i was heather, i would not want to partner with my husband... Josh need his room to be himself and Heather is smart enough to prove what she is worth without Josh being part of it. I was married a man and understood that putting my nose into his business was irritable to him and backed off. I was doing great on my own and my husband has an opportunity to make his own decisions without my 2 cents. it worked wonderfully. Financially  Heather will be at advantage of Josh success as a wife. Mentally she will will have a freedom of her own decision-making. 

susanzavagli
susanzavagli

 @taniasveta

 maybe a partner could be a wrong decision.......Josh could always colist a property with her if her Broker agrees .......would be nice to actually see Heather score a big deal without Josh's help.....when I look at them I see a big fat prenup with a ring wrapped in it .......whatever he sure is fun to watch the guy knows his stuff unethical and sleazy he brings the bucks to the table ..........

janb55
janb55

 @taniasveta  @susanzavagli

 I don't think Heather will ever make her own business decisions without Josh A. in her ear telling her what to do.

taniasveta
taniasveta

 @susanzavagli may be it will be no prenup...Frederic did not sign one...and he got some daw to loose. 

taniasveta
taniasveta

 @janb55  @taniasveta  @susanzavagli you must be A MAN...YOU  assume women don't have the smarts...Heather worked for madison and he loved it. Josh is too busy with his own staff to butt into her business. Let see how it will all end.