Welcome back to Candy Land ladies and gentleman. I hope you packed your umbrella because it's raining all kinds of crazy for Episode 7. Finally, the epic showdown between the Giant Swede and Mighty Mouse is upon us!
First, I have to say, Luis, Green is really your color. On a more serious note, I have to agree with Fredrik's fiancée that this game they're playing reminds me of an argument I had in grade school. It wasn't either of my fellow agents' finest moments. Little Luis huffing and puffing until he forced Fredrik to take off those creepy gloves he wore all through their meeting. In the first episode of the show Luis brags about not going to the gym ever. Well sir, I'm ready to buy you a membership! The physics of this altercation just aren't in your favor Luis. As for Fredrik, well, I put nothing past him so I can't say I was too surprised by such behavior.
Omg.,,I love you! I'm still laughing about the episode with "Mrs. Robinson" from Idaho! When you questioned the mustache comment to the camera and the look on your face when it dawned on you what she meant!! I had to watch it over and over...you are hilarious!
Ryan, A saleman is a salesman is a salesman...and you are, my dear. As "slimy" as you sometmes are, and admit it, are really good salespeople kinda have that quality, I loved your interactions with the adorable little Chinese woman who gave you the sweetest pig EVER, and even though I think you're basically acting most of the time, I still laugh at you despite myself. Can't help it.
Ryan I still love you no matter what, especially with your little piglet. Stay funny and sexy!
when dealing with that BIG of a commission, I would of thrown that phone too. So sorry you lost that deal Ryan....or did you? Love the show...you are HILARIOUS!!!
What little hope folks might have for you as a human being, based on the opportunities provided for increased self-awareness on your part; ie. realizing how friendless you are during superstorm Sandy & hopefully genuine humanity & tenderness you appear capable of with the piglet (not sure if that is real or a planned manipulation on your part), sadly fall short of the genuine glee I experienced watching you experience the shoe on the other foot, so to speak. The power shift between you & your former tormented pledge capped with the Russian broker doing to you, what I suspect most viewers believe you routinely do to other brokers. You're one of the smarmiest males (can't bring myself to degrade the term man by using it on you) around. One feels the need to disinfect and scrub themselves clean after being around you. Are you truly someone who believes there's no such thing as bad press as long as folks are talking about you? How sad for you.
Thanks to you for show me how ridiculous and humiliating are you in order to get a listing, and you joked about Luis hahahahaha
You make me laugh...and I like it! From Fredrik's creepy gloves to listing 'love'...very entertaining blog :)
There were so many people and so many languages going on at the same time, I couldn't focus to see if anything good was coming out of it. Were the interpreters costing so much that you couldn't just have a few people in at a time? I didn't see you in there making sure they were told the right thing.
Hey Ryan, watching you 'almost' pull that phone out of the wall was amazing!! I just glad little piggy wasn't there, just in case . . . I mean I'm just saying. I thought all deals were binding, both oral and written, maybe not in real estate and maybe not at that kind of money. Who knew?
You still keep it funny though. Kiss the pig for me.
Ryan, you're funny. I'm enjoying you very much. I wish you guys could all be friends. I like all of you. But I guess it's naïve of me to think that all of you could, at least, respectfully work together and not be so cutthroat.
Ha, those Russian smartis...
be careful..born-in-Russia are very educated... and analytical thinking is in their genes. The tactics they can come up with is something that may always surprise you. Brain power is on their side...