Ryan Serhant

Ryan celebrates that he's the only broker to close a deal in the premiere and explains his dip in Fredrik's pool.

on May 7, 20130

Hello beautiful people! All of you reading this are near and dear to my heart! Welcome back to Season 2 of Million Dollar Listing New York. It's been way too long of a break, and, if you have a problem with that, you should aggressively tweet Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) and make sure the turnaround for Season 3 is much faster. . .Just a suggestion. Never forget that Ryan loves you.

So let's get down to business: what did you think of the premiere episode? They love to show me working out and that's because being a well-oiled machine is part of my overall mystique. I work out hard for you so I hope you appreciate it. Turns out I have more than just one dimple.

First of all, let me point out that I was the only agent to actually close a deal this episode. Are you impressed yet? You should be. Second of all, I really like how you get to see a lot of my quirks and funny antics this episode. I know some of the things I say may be pushing it, but that's what New York real estate is all about! I like to keep things fun and loose.

31 comments
Pristeen
Pristeen

I'm not big on men that are so self absorbed, but you crack me up. I love your dry humor, and jumping in the pool, well priceless. Keep up the cockie work

jrfan8earn
jrfan8earn

Why would they cancel the show it's only episode 3 - give me a break -ps melinda912 - don't watch it - and don't post comments?! I love you Ryan I think your hysterical - and love the banter between you and Frederik - I think your both great- Luis too - great addition to the show!!!!! Saw all three of you on watch what happens live - You guys are so funny - Keep up the good work can't wait to watch next week.

MellyHamy
MellyHamy

I usually have a great dislike for people that are so arrogant, however you're different. it's kind of charming in a way. You definitely utilize your God given talents and it shows in the success of your work. 

Amg329
Amg329

As a top realtor in Albany I absolutely love Ryan. He has a great style and even if the show gets canceled, Ryan will be around for many years. He has a charming arrogance that's addicting in a way. I'm not into dudes but Ryan is a total package. The ladies love him and so do the guys.

kst76
kst76

It must be hard to always be in Fredriks shadow.

TinaW.
TinaW.

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. What can one say about the ever-dashing Ryan. I'd be very curious to see the woman that catches your heart. Always on top of everything. I don't usually find it entertaining to watch someone so in love with themselves but, I have to say, you are intriguing. Sometimes in a very funny way. Just started watching the show a couple days ago. And, I'm in.

cash_flow
cash_flow

ryan keep pissing off fredrik it is always funny when u on fredrick meet up!

melinda912
melinda912

Who cares?  This show is tiring to me. $$$ Not impressed.

kiki13
kiki13

Ryan- You make this show fun to watch!!  Keep up the good work!! Fast on your feet and I loved the pool incident!!  Hilarious!!  xx

kandy123
kandy123

Ryan, you are by far everybody's favorite boy toy/dynamic realtor. Your many gay fans wish you would go shirtless/pantless more often. the swimming pool incident was priceless. I wish the show would give you more face time. you never bore and we all love your witty and racy comments.

@sena
@sena

I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ryan.  He rocks this show.  I love his humor, antics etc..  I was laughing sooo hard tears were coming down my eyes.  Love you, love you, love you...Glad the show is back on. XoXo

mt-310
mt-310

Ryan, you are hilarious! Please keep making me laugh and keep doing the plethora of things you do best - it's pure entertainment. 

marios_loves_bravo
marios_loves_bravo

Seems to me you were speaking Fredrik's language...he tried to embarrass you at the open house, I took it as returning the favor.... he then made a dramatic, unannounced entrance at your office...sheesh...all's fair in love and war of NY real estate I guess. I think you did a fabulous job at fashion week!! You are a very talented guy!! I'm looking forward to season 2 and Andy, step it up with season 3 please!

shysharon
shysharon

Oh! Ryan Serpent,  you're back! Hello there....

cgon1977
cgon1977

I just watched the episode and I must say LOVED IT. I'm so glad your last assistant left she was such a Debbie Downer what a joke. I have know idea why Fredrick got so mad about you jumping into the pool it was fun to watch and the guest didn't seem to mind watching two half naked wet people touching each other. It actually lighten the mood good job at pissing him off. Now he knows how Michael felt when he embarrassed him last season. 

Roadster
Roadster

I cannot stand Ryan. What an arrogant Douchebag. There's really nothing likeable about him.

Ellie007
Ellie007

we should see you more shirtless 

bravorhjunkie
bravorhjunkie

I travel the world and NYC is one of my top 3 favorite stops.  You've got some NYC-worthy boldness and I look forward to watching this season!

 

I'll give you that you work hard (really?, only getting 3-4 hours sleep/night!?), and in my book that affords you some bragging rights.  But constantly verbalizing the "I'm so great" stuff is  such a turn off.  To be sure, I agree with Donald Trump's observation that the REALLY successful people all have a formidable ego, but constantly communicating "wow look at me" comes across weak.

 

And yes the Park Imperial agent you were dealing with was annoying trying to convince you the place was never going to sell.  But to make a joke about him being abused as a child?  That's such a low blow.  Child abuse is beyond a serious matter.

 

When it comes to Mr. Eklund, what can I say, I am a big fan of his!  However I do agree with you that he took the first dig at his open house.  It's hard not to come back after being disrespected, but two wrongs usually make things worse, not even.  But it does make for entertaining reality tv...

rickki6
rickki6

love the show. you crack me up! hope your new assistant is cool. looking forward to the rest of season 2. be well.

Briefletcher88
Briefletcher88

Even in your blog your a bit full for yourself. I thought maybe it was just the way the show portrayed you.. But that doesn't seem to be the case. Another thing I dislike the the way you have treated some of the women on the show. It's funny because you pull the easy clingy looking types. You need to tone down your ego and then maybe your "well oiled machine" might be more attractive. But for now your attitude and cockiness just ruins it.

LornaB
LornaB

Wow, this is not Broadway this is BRAVO.

CarBearV
CarBearV

You are friggin' hilarious and hot to boot!  Definitely agree w/ you on the turn around for season 2, about damn time!  Looking forward to seeing what this season has in store;)

kst76
kst76

 @loving_my_life 

 

I am Swedish and it pissed me off to. Ryan knows there is nothing wrong with Fredriks Englsh.