Emily Morse

Emily thinks she's getting closer to figuring out exactly what she wants.

on Jun 18, 20120

It’s true that I haven’t found someone, but it’s also true that I haven’t been looking. I have been singularly and solely obsessed with bringing Sex With Emily to the world. Now my therapist (or maybe anyone who took Psych 101) might say that I use work to avoid commitment. Oops. Look at the time. We’ll have to circle back to that in another post.

Julia, how did those giant stuffed animals get to LA? Did they hijack your suitcase? Please explain. More importantly, where did you get a picture of Craigslist Justin’s abs? I just need to know. On to their date, I could actually see Julia formulating her thoughts – “Hmm. I don’t want to make-out with him, but he must be good for something with those abs... Let’s see, I know! I’ll have him move my boxes.” You go, girl. Way to delegate.

Amy, this date with AB is painful. I want to send him back to Saudi Arabia, but not until I unslick his hair. That’s what I think about that. You dodged a bullet, girlfriend.

But help me here, because I can’t decide if it was more painful watching Julia break up with Craigslist-abs-of-steel-box-mover or Amy telling AB at dinner that he had hurt her.

3 comments
grayfox007
grayfox007

 

Emily what can I say, aggressive but cute. You have a sexual aura around you which seem to attract some strange fellows and gals. Finding the right one is difficult, I have been married now for almost 17 years but this is my 4 marriage. I kiss many female frogs before I found the correct one and this is a constant work in progress. So keep on looking, believe me it is better to look then make the mistakes that I have. grayfox007

 

davidwisz
davidwisz

Emily, I love how you are the spoil to the show's whole "find a man" premise. If people just stop focusing on their desires, and appreciate what satisfies them already, they will soon find happiness within themselves.

taylorpirsona
taylorpirsona

Emily i love that you are not just all about monogamy, i feel that a relationship has twist and crazy turns and monogamy is just that one twist that you have to be mentally ready for.. Everyone has their own opinion about monogamy, and i mean everyone. Trying to be in a monogamous relationship when your young, your just asking for disaster, just speaking from experience. But stay authentic, cant wait for next weeks episode.